10. last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally forgot!9. My older sister couldn't find her same homework from last year.
8. The dog did it for me, but it was in his language.
7. The paper airplane I made out of it accidental flew out the window.
6. I fell asleep on it and when I woke up all my drool smudged all the ink.
5. It is here it's just in inviable ink!
4. Satan told me not to do it!
3. I'm at school?!? I thought this was an AA meeting.
2. My dads pen ran out of ink.
1. My Mom ate my homework!
