Tara: Well boys, why are you sitting here all by yourselves, where are the other three?
Joey: They were gonna go get a drink, they told us to stay here, they said "stay" so we did, that was about an hour ago, I hope they come back soon. I'm hungry.
Lance: Yeah, I need to go pee, because I am from Mississippi, and that means I, um, have to pee alot, you know.
Tara: Yes, that is what I hear, so how is the tour going?
Lance: Ok I guess, I mean I get kind of sick of always being with Joey and everyone eles won't let me tag along, I um, get kind of, um lonley.
Tara: That is really too bad, maybe I can help you out later.
Joey: Tara, you are the cutest girl I have seen in all of Utah, what's your sign? Maybe we could hook up.
Tara: Save it, OK. Now let's move on to my next question, Can you tell me a few private things about the other boys, you know the stuff they try to keep out of the public eye?
Joey: I don't know if they want us to do that. I might get hollered at.
Tara: Yes, they do. I saw them over getting drinks and Justin said it was OK.
Joey: If you saw Justin getting a drink, you must have really gotten premission so OK... Jusin cries alot at night, I think he misses his mom, he really is a bit of a baby. Chris really has a daughter, her name is Emily, she was on the Disney specail, he just says that she is his siter, and JC...
Lance: Joey, shut up, you are gonna get us in a ton of trouble, damn you are dumb.
Joey:It's not my fault. You know I don't think right when I'm hungry, and I can't go get anything to eat 'cuz JC will get mad, he said "stay."
Tara: Here, I have some old chips that are stale and taste like dog shit, but you are welcome to them..
Joey: Thanks!!
Tara: Now that he is occupied for abit, why don't you tell me the truth, what is the girlfriend situation?
Lance: Justin has had a um, girlfriend since he was 12, they are just waiting until we are big superstars to tell the truth, JC has had many um, girlfriends, but I mean, after about a month they usually dump him. I think it has um, something to um, you know, do with all the late night bitch sessions, um, I mean, he calls them um, alot late at night. Joey has a new girlfriend every night, Chris does'nt know how to um, you know, have a relationship, I mean, you know he says he is um, too crazy for that. And I'm from Mississippi, so I am single. My last girlfriend said she could'nt deal with my um, you know, um, issues. But you are um, you know know, very hot. Can I get your phone number? Tara: Of course, it is..
Joey: Hey look here comes JC, Mabye I can get up now.
Tara: Oh shit, he ruins everything, I gotta go....
That was the end of it because I knew JC would correct all the good stuff I got from the other boys.
~!~This is not a real interview. You can tell because they would never be this honest.~!~