[written when Justin was 17] 

I am so buff, my abs are like steel 
And if you ask nicely, I might let you feel 
They're rock hard and ripped, nowhere's there a roll 
When I lift my shirt, all girls lose control 
And tell me have you ever seen
Someone look so fine at just seventeen? 
It's easy to see why all girls love me 
They've convinced me, I'm a miracle 

My face is like a picture, perfect and fine 
My looks are just to die for and I'm glad that they're mine
When I look into the mirror, it's not hard to see 
God must have spent a little more time on me... 

In all of creation, no one can compare 
I look so good with my platinum blond hair
I'm lusted after, by millions of girls 
They want to run their hands through my curls
And I'm trying hard to figure out, just how they ever did without 
The view of my chest, my face and the rest 
When I hear their sighs, I know they're satisfied... 

My face is like a picture, perfect and fine 
My looks are just to die for and I'm glad that they're mine 
When I look into the mirror, it's not hard to see 
God must have spent a little more time on me 
On me, on me, on me, me...
On me, on me, on me, me...
God must have spent a little more time on me...

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