If you have any other American Jokes that you think are funny send them to me:)@ 
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, and since they could not afford another bed,. the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive and would cost more than another bed.
A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a Dr.Pepper or beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
" Trust me," said the doctor, "it works for all my Alabama friends."
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he had to pause and place the can between his legs. He then resumed counting on his other hand. The procedure was again inexpensive and quite effective.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Mississippi and Louisiana. It does not work in Florida though as they lose count before they can get to their second hand.