1. Water-proof towel
2. Solar powered flashlight
3. Submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat on a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedal-powered wheel chair
10. Water-proof tea bag
What do you do when a blonde throws a gernade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back
What makes a blonde and a screen door similar?
The more ya bang 'em the looser they get!!
A blonde goes to visit her sister and brother-in-law. Her sister is expecting her first baby and recently found out that she was having twins! So she asks the blonde to come stay with them and help them prepare for the arrival of the babies.
Unfortunely soon after her arrival, the sister and her husband are in a bad car wreck. They are taken to the hospital where the Doctors do an emergency c-section to deliever the twins, a boy and a girl.
Since both parents are still unconsious, the hospital staff turns to the blonde to name the babies.
Thankfully the parents wake up and rapidly recover. When informed that her blonde sister has already named the children, the Mother turns to her sister and worriedly asks what names she picked.
The blonde replies, "Well, I thought about it for a long time and finally picked the name Denise for your little girl."
"Thats not bad," replied the new Mother. "I like that name. What did you name the boy?"
The blonde proudly responds, "I named him De-nephew!"