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when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. 
people jog around her for exercise. 
she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors .
she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world. 
she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy .
she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. 
when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th .
when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. 
she fell in love and broke it. 
when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. 
God couldn't light Earth till she moved.
when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... 
she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. 
when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck. 
everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil. 
when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again. 
that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. 
you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. 
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. 
she sets off car alarms when she runs. 
she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water .
that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse. 
that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts. 
she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.
she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals.
she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 96."