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slaps $$1 around a bit with a large trout! :-)
slaps $$1 around a bit with a steel rod! :-)
slaps $$1 around a bit with a old keyboard of his! :-)
slaps $$1 around a bit with a sticky Penthouse magazine *FWAP*
slaps $$1 around a bit with a rotten fish! :-)
slaps $$1 around a bit with a fallen log! :-)
slaps $$1 around a bit with a used Depends! *SPLAT*
slaps $$1 around a bit with a used toilet seat! *WAP*
slaps $$1 around a bit with a well used prophalactic! *SPLAT*
slaps $$1 around a bit with the unabriged version of the Websters Dictionary of the Complete English Language! :-)