8BALL says: "ummm....gay question...so I'm not answering."
8BALL says: "Yeah whatever."
8BALL says: "WTF?? HELL NO!!"
8BALL says: "ummm I think soo..errr wait...maybe not...hmm ok my answer is NO."
8BALL says: "Ohhh yeah."
8BALL says: "Don't see it happening."
8BALL says: "You bet your muffins!"
8BALL says: "NO!"
8BALL says: "YES!"
8BALL says: "probably."
8BALL says: "Sure, why not."
8BALL says: "How the HELL should I know?!?!?"
8BALL says: "Ask me later, ok?"
8BALL says: "Ask me again later...gotta take a dump."
8BALL says: "Not sure about that one."
8BALL says: "Umm it is very likely." 
8BALL says: "Ask your doctor."
8BALL says: "Yes of course."
8BALL says: "No chance in hell."
8BALL says: "Yes...its coming clearer now...yes I see it...yup your screwed."
8BALL says: "My programming tells me no."
8BALL says: "My programming tells me yes."
8BALL says: "And birds fly."
8BALL says: "You must search your inner child for this answer."
8BALL says: "You must look deep in your feminine side for this answer."
8BALL says: "OH GAWD YES!"
8BALL says: "OH GAWD NO!"
8BALL says: "You bet your butt baby!" *slap*
8BALL says: "Sorry no"
8BALL says: "Til hell freezes over."
8BALL says: "Its your lucky day."
8BALL says: "Gimmie a hug and ask me again."
8BALL says: "Gimmie a kiss and ask me again."
8BALL says: "How much money will you give me if I say yes?"
8BALL says: "How much money will you give me if i say no?"
8BALL says: "I thought I already answerd this question?"
8BALL says: "not gonna tell yeah."
8BALL says: "I'm too damn lazy to tell you."
8BALL says: "My programmer KnightFal, told me to say yes."
8BALL says: "My programmer KnightFal, told me to say no."
8BALL says: "My owner $me, told me to say no."
8BALL says: "My owber $me, told me to say yes."
8BALL says: "GAWD!! Thats such a stupid question!!"
8BALL says: "I think so."
8BALL says: "I don't think so."
8BALL says: "maybe"
8BALL says: "perhaps."
8BALL says: "You will not like the answer to that question."
8BALL says: "No way I'm gonna tell you...your such a dork."
8BALL says: "I don't want to talk to you!"
8BALL says: "Thats really a dumb question."
8BALL says: "affirmative."
8BALL says: "negative."
8BALL says: "Not in your life time."
8BALL says: "not in a million years."
8BALL says: "Do animals have sex?"
8BALL says: "conditions look favorible."
8BALL says: "You got me."
8BALL says: "Yup."
8BALL says: "Nahhh."
8BALL says: "Oh great another stupid question...seeesh."
8BALL says: "Uh, you are soo like gay!"
8BALL says: "good question, but no."
8BALL says: "good question, and the answer is yes."
8BALL says: "Yes."
8BALL says: "No."
8BALL says: "hehehe NO!"
8BALL says: "hehehee YUP!"
8BALL says: "alas no"
8BALL says: "uhh hunh"
8BALL says: "uhh unh"
8BALL says: "who am I to know?"
8BALL says: "Do I look like a psychic to you?"
8BALL says: "Go call psychic friends network or something."
8BALL says: "I'm busy right now, go away."
8BALL says: "It will happend."
8BALL says: "It will never happend."
8BALL says: "Yeah right...in your dreams."