Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Do you want to see something swell?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Baby, you're a sex crime waiting to happen."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "You know what would look good on you? Me."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "My name's _____. That's so you know what to scream."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Gee, I didn't know angels flew so low."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Are you ok?? 'Cause that fall from heaven looked like it hurt."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my head all day."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Do you fuck on a first date? No? Well, see you tomorrow then."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Say, didn't we go to different schools together?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "You dont sweat much for a fat chick."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Do you know the difference between having a beer and having sex? No? Well, let's go back to my place for a beer."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Would be my love buffet? So I could lay you out on the table and take what I want?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Let's go back to my place and do all the things I will tell everyone we did anyway."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Someone call heaven and tell them one of their angels is loose."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? Hey! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Here, let me clean you off a place to sit." Make a big display of wiping off your mouth with your hands.
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Is it hot in here or is it just you?" Grab her butt and say, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I like every muscle in your body, especially mine."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "When she asks for a match: "How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Call and whistle "Lucky, here boy." When she asks what you are doing: "I'm trying to get Lucky. Want to help?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Hey baby, what's your sign? Mine's 'Slippery When Wet."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I'm new in town. Could you give me the directions to your apartment?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book. So what's one more?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "When she asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "You've got the nicest set of teeth that I've ever come across."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I think I'm falling in love with you. Now do you want to fuck?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "The word of the day is legs, so let's go back to my place and spread the word."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Sex is a killer...want to die happy?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Should I call you in the morning, or nudge you?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Do you have any Italian in you? No? Would you like some?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Look at the tag in her shirt and say: "I want to see if you were really made in heaven."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I forgot your name, can I just call you mine?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Nice shoes... wanna fuck?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Just call me milk, I'll do your body good."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be." 
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you!"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going..."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away."   
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Wanna Play House?  You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Guy: "Would you like to dance?"    Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you"  | /say Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Excuse me, can I have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I love every bone in your body - especially mine."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?  I think he went into this cheap motel room."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Guy: "haven't I seen you someplace before?"    Girl:"Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."
You Say: Hi, how do you feel today?   They Say: Fine.   You Say: I asked how you felt, not how you look!
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
If I told you you had a beautiful body/chest, would you hold it against me?
Give Out Cards Or Where A Pin That Says...   Smile if you want to sleep with me.   ...And Watch The Girls/Guys Try To Hold Back Their Smiles!
You look like the type of girl who's heard every line in the book...so  what's one more?
For All You Computer Lovers, Try:
Do you want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You make my software turn into hardware.
Give Out Cards That Say: Front: 1 2 3 4 Pick A Number  Back: Sex Maniacs Always Pick 3.  You Wouldn't Believe How Many People Pick 3!!!
That's a nice dress...could I talk you out of it?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together/I would put U in between F and CK.
Go Up To A Girl/Guy, Lick Your Finger And Touch Her/Him On The Shoulder, Then Say:  How about going back to my place so you can get out of those wet clothes.
Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Give Out Cards That Say: Here I am madly in love with you, on the verge of killing myself for your love, and I don't even know your NAME__________ PHONE__________.
You Say: Do you know what would look absolutely terrific on you? They Say: No, what? You Say: Me!!!
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
I looked up beautiful in the Thesaurus today and your name was included.
You Say: Do you have any Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc. in you? They Say: No. You Say: Well, do you want some?
Was your dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
How was heaven when you left?
You Say: Do you have a fever? They Say: No, why? You Say: 'Cause you look pretty hot from here.
I like your legs so much I'm going to name them. This one is Christmas and this one is New Years. Can I see you in between the holidays?
Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
You Say: Are your legs tired? They Say: No, why? You Say: 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night!
This One's For Us Guys Only. Sorry Girls!!! Hold Up The First Two Fingers On One Hand And Say:  You Say: Do you know why you should use these two fingers to masturbate? She Says: No, why? You Say: Because they're mine!
I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?
You Say: Do you have a map? They Say: No, why? You Say: Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Sit on my lap and let's get things straight between us.
Say This To Someone Who Just Got Out Of The Shower: Can I borrow your towel?
I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.
You Say: Hi, do you want to have my children? They Say: No. You Say: Okay, then can we just practice?
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
That dress looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
If You Spot Someone Waiting In A Restaurant/Theater/Club/etc. For Someone, Go Up To Them And Say: If he/she doesn't show up, I'll be right over here.
You Say: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? They Say: Yes. You Say: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents. They Say: No, what kind of person do you think I am? You Say: We've already established that, we're just haggling over the price.
Here's Another One Just For Us Guys To Use: Motion Your Finger To A Girl To Get Her To Come Your Way. When She Arrives Say: I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body!!!
They Say: What do you think of this dress/suit? You Say: I like nothing better.
You Say: Do you sleep on your stomach? They Say: No. You Say: Can I?
That's a nice smile you've got, it's a shame it's not all you're wearing!
I love every bone in your body. Especially mine!
You are the reason men/women fall in love.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
You know you might be asked to leave soon, you're making the other women/men look bad.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
Look At The Tag On The Back Of A Girls/Guys Shirt. When She/He Asks You What You Are Doing Say: Just checking to see if you were made in heaven.
Hey baby, are you wearing space underwear/bra tonight? Because your ass/chest is out of this world!
You Say: Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow? They Say: What for? You Say: I told my mother I would call her when I fell in love with the girl/guy of my dreams!
You Say: Do you have mirrors in your pockets? They Say: No, why? You Say: Because I can see myself in your pants!
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
All those curves, and me with no breaks.
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
I hope the word of the day is legs, because I would sure like to spread the word.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!
Your daddy must be a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
You Say: Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? They Say: No, why? You Say: Wanna go upstairs and talk?
You Say: Hi, how about I buy you and pizza, then we go have sex? They Say: HEY!!! You Say: What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
And One More For Guys Only: You Say: Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Have you ever had your belly-button licked? She Says: Yes. You Say: From the inside?
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?