Wanda's Journal
Hello! My BObby gave me a Wanderful Idea! He said that I should have a journal just like his!!! HEEHEHEHEE!!!
What a wanderful idea, eh? Anyway, I am making a slight change here. The newest entries are going to be posted first, for your convenience!!!
7/20- Greetings, darlings. I feel simply DREADFUL about neglecting my diary duties for so long. I MUST give you updates on my life. As you know, my movie deal fell through a long time ago, and we shot only one scene. However, that one scene starred me, and it was sold and used in a milk commercial. Many famous directors saw the milk ad and recognized my beauty and talent. Movie offers have been pouring in ever since! Binky Loo is helping me read through scripts and select ones that look promising. Right now, I am filming a movie called "101 Arabian Knights," in which I play a beautiful princess who falls in love with many many soldiers on my father's army. I am having a simply MARVELOUS time!!! BOb brings the kids sometimes to watch us film. Binky Loo is, of course on summer vacation right now. In the fall she is going to attend a very well reguarded school for modeling and performing arts. It is a school on the east coast, and so we will see her only on holidays until next summer. However, I am thinking of accepting a movie deal which will bring me to the east coast for about six months, so I could spend time with Binky Loo while she settles in there. BOb and Heyoo would remain here. BOb can't leave his job as a cheese breeder, you know. He is working on some kind of poly-cotton type blend of cheese, whatever that means. Heyoo is getting very big now. He has outgrown his favorite overalls and throws a fit when I try to buy him new outfits. I don't know why. I think those cute little sailor outfirst are simply aDORable!!! Until next time~
*~*Wanda~*~
2/4/00-I have not written at all in such a very long time. How upsetting. I am very busy. My movie business crashed. The directer got pneumonia. Sad, but he was really annoying. Everyone got upset and left. I would have put on a one-man show, but I am a woman. My hair right now is a beautiful light pink. My stupid hair dresser messed up. But she was a sour grape, so what can you expect? Anyway, she is fired, and a wonderfully sweet papaya, Miss Frapaya. Most lovely. She was able to do my hair in a most lovely way. Most flattering. I must be on my way, for there is a photoshoot going on. I must attend, for I am the main model
*~*Wanda~*~
11/25/99- Hello! I had a baby today because I decided to name it "Heyoo!" It is SOOOO wonderful. I finally have a little boy. He, sadly, is not a pinapple. He is a watermelon. But that's okay, I'm sure that he will still be beauteefull like me and Binky Loo. I am taking him out today to by many outfits. Maybe I will get Binky Loo ten or twenty as well. But the baby needs at least thirty because he's naked as a fish and that just won't do, will it? My new movie starts filming today! I'm SOOO excited!
11/14/99-I am sooooo happy. Yesterday, when I was at my photo shoot, BOb got a call from this big movie producer guy, who says that he saw one of my ads, and, like everyone else, was just sooooo amazed. He has been trying to cast parts for this movie that he is the director of, but like nooooo body is good for the lead role. And, he wants me to be the lead role. I am soooo going to take it.. BOb said that I would take it. Tomorrow I get to meet my costars, and everything. and the best part is is that it is a beach movie, and I just got a brand new bathing suit, of course, a two piece, and Joe, the producer, says that it will be great. I am soooo excited. BOb needs help picking out a new jogging outfit and all sorts of exercise equipment, so i must tata. (BOb is getting sooo chubby. I find it sooo embarrassing. However, he has agreed to exercise more, so I must accompany him to the store, as he sadly has no taste in fashion!!) TaTa for now!!
The beautiful and soon to be movie star pineapple, WANDA (that's me!!)
11/3/99- I found out quite a while ago that I was going to have a darling baby in nine days, but I have decided not to have it until I have thought of a name for it. Today I experienced something quite new--I ate something inexpensive!!! BOb says this is a great accomplishment. You see, I was coming home from a morning photo shoot that had run very late, and I was absolutely STARVING because I hadn't eaten in nearly two hours. BOb was late picking me up because he was getting help on a math problem from Binky Loo. I needed some food but the nearest four star restaurant was miles away and when I called the cab company they said they couldn't get a cab to me for nearly 20 minutes! I finally caved and walked nearly TWO WHOLE BLOCKS to a nearby market where I carefully selected an unbruised, fairly pretty looking apple, bought it, and ate it. It was only 25 cents and it tasted yummy! I think I may eat inexpensive things every now and then from now on. For instance, if I'm starving on a desert island and all I have is a 25 cent apple, I might eat it! BOb is very proud.
10/16- My my my! What a wanderful day so far. I decided to go for an early morning jog, and on my way a little kid asked me to get his ball out of the street for him. I snapped out my cell phone and called BOb, because I cannot risk getting hit by a car, I am far too beautiful. BOb came right away and gave the ball to the little boy, narrowly escaping being hit by a big invisibull truck. I am so glad I called him instead of trying myself! Can you imagine how sad it would be if I got hit and had to get a nose job!!! OH THE HORROR! Anyway, we enrolled Binky Loo in an acedemic preschool today. When she is five she will attend the same Modeling Academy that I did. Then she will grow up to be a great model. Sigh.
9/21-My my my! Today has been SO exciting! My photo shoot was interrupted by a large great dane, who burst through the window and bit the photographer! My bodyguard jumped on top of me, ruining my makeup. I made him pay to get it redone. Anyway, my photo shoot was canceled and I'll do it tomorrow instead at 7:00 PM. This will disrupt my schedule, but so is the life of a beautiful invisible fruit. I kind of wish I'd been on Baywatch instead of being a model. I would have taken the offer to be on Baywatch, but they were going to make me wear a one-piece for my first season. I screamed and left, since I only wear string bikinis.
