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Please let it be known that this website is not intended to single anybody out and that anything I say should be taken with a grain of salt. Don't worry, I insult myself plenty.
Ever wondered how much you weigh? Sure, the scales can give you a figure, but ballpark, eggagerated, numbers; thrown in with sometimes stupid, sometimes witty, sometimes rude comments is a much more accurate reflexion of your weight. So unless you're too scared, find your name on this list and find out your REAL weight.
Or perhaps you lose sleep wondering where you're going to be in 20 years. Well, only people who call them psychics and charge you weigh (like the pun?) too much money know the real answer. But I can give you a pretty darn close estimate. So try your luck and trust my judgement.
Do you dare figure out where you will be in 20 years? If so...
Think you know best what you like to eat..but realize I know better? If so...
