Quatre: *smiling* That's nice.
Duo:*blinks* N-nice??
Quatre: *nods all happy-like* Hai. *giggles*
Duo: Q-man, I'm the God of Death, that's not "nice"!
Quatre: *still smiling warmly* Sure it is.
Duo: *jumps up and down, whining* No!! It's NOT nice!!
Trowa: *enters* What's "not nice"?
Duo:*whimpers* Me bein' Shinigami...
Trowa: Oh...*glances to Quatre*
Quatre: *waves happily to Trowa* Konnichi wa Trowa!
Trowa: *smiles to Quatre* Konnichi wa, Quatre. *whispers to Duo* What's with him?
Duo: *whispers to Trowa* I think he was into the glue again...
Trowa: *whispers* Ohhhh...
Wufei: *enters* Hi guys.
Quatre: *sounding QUITE paranoid* High?! Who's high?! I'm not high! No one's high! Wufei what the hell are you talking about?! High? Preposterous! No one's high...*trails off*
Wufei: Demo...Quatre, I meant hi, as in hello.
Quatre: *giggles* Opps...dopey me...*eyes widen* Not that I'm into dope or anything!! *waves his hands defensively*
Trowa: Quatre...what are you talking about? *raises his eyebrow*
Quatre: N-nothing...
Duo: Quatre? Are you on drugs?
Quatre: *giggles* Noooo! *shakes his head* Duo don't be silly.
Trowa: Quatre? Tell me...Are you high?
Quatre: Trowa...*stifles a giggle* I'm NOT high...*breaks out into hysterical laughter*
Wufei: Quatre? Look at me...
Quatre: *looks at Wufei, grinning ear to ear* Yesh?
Wufei: *looks into Quatre's eyes* Blood shot....you're fried...
Quatre: *giggles* Tee hee
Trowa: Where did you get drugs?! *grabs Quatre by the shoulders and shakes him*
Quatre:*starts crying* Heero gave it to me! He said I was a tight wad and this would relax me!
Duo: Heero gave you drugs?!
Quatre: *sniffles nodding* Mm-hmm...
Wufei: *thinks* Well Quatre does sometimes seem like a tight wad...*shakes his head*
Trowa: What did he give you?! *shakes Quatre again*
Quatre:*giggles* I dunno *shrugs* Know what Trowa? *grins*
Trowa: *looks confused* What?
Quatre: A giggle and a shrug is a shruggle. *laughs*
Trowa:????
Duo:????
Wufei:????
Trowa: Maybe you should lie down...
Quatre: *grins, looks at Trowa with large vacant eyes* But I'm not sleepy...
Wufei: Do you want something to help you sleep? *pulls a crowbar out of his back pocket, keeps it behind his back*
Quatre: No thanks Wu-chan. *giggles*
Wufei: Oh, alright...*thinks* Damn!
Duo: Let's find Heero...
Quatre: Yay!! *giggles*
Trowa: *sighs*.....
Wufei: *puts his iron away* Posse out!
~ H e e r o ' s R o o m ~
Duo: Oi Heero, why'd ya give Q-man drugs?
Heero: *snorts* Because he's a tight wad...
Wufei: *trying to hold back Trowa* Argh!!
Trowa: *struggling to get free from Wufei* OMAE WA KOROSU!!
Heero: *snorts*...
Quatre: *giggles excitedly* Look at all the pretty lights! Look, look!
Trowa: Look at him Heero! He's acting like an...IDIOT!
Heero: *snorts*
Quatre: *giggles* Who's an idiot?
Duo:....*thinks* Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it.....
Heero: *snorts*
Duo: Oi Heero, you should see a doc about that snorting problem.
Heero: *snort, snort, snort* Yeah, it's been getting out of hand.
Trowa: Um....hello! Remember Quatre, he's high and needs help!
Heero: *snort, snort, snort* Damn snort! *snort*
Wufei: *runs a hand over his crowbar (not THAT crowbar, ecchi ecchi)* Do you want some help with that snort, Heero?
Heero: Some kind of old Chinese remedy? *looks to Wufei, BIG SNORT*
Wufei: *smiles evilly* Something like that...YEAH that's what it is...
Quatre: *giggles insanely* SNORT, SNORT! HEERO'S A SNOT!
Duo: Snot?
Quatre: *giggles* Yeah, a booger.
Trowa: Poor Quatre. He's acting like a total fool.
Quatre: Yay, poor me! I'm a foolio!
Duo: Mwahahahaha!! Foolio! *takes notes*
Quatre: *giggles* Yeah and you're a toolio!
Duo: Mwaha-HEY! Waitaminute! I'm not a toolio! You...you...ARGH! Nevermind! *grumbles* Jerk...
Quatre: Tee hee!
Wufei: *mockingly* Tee hee. Quatre shut up!!!
Heero: Wufei, why are you pointing a crowbar at me?! *blinks*
Wufei: Opps *hides iron and laughs nervously* It's nothing, don't worry....
Trowa: Wufei, why don't YOU shut up?!
Wufei: *sticks out his tongue* Eat me!
Trowa: Eat you?! I'm not going to EAT you, I'm going to KILL you!
Wufei: Come and get me! *wiggles his butt in Trowa's direction*
Quatre: Why don't you ALL shut up! *grins happily, frolicking and tossing rose petals* Tee hee!
Treize: Oooooo!! ROSE PETALS!! *scrambles to pick up petals* So pretty. So very, very pretty! *rubs the petals lovingly on his face*
Zechs: *clears his throat* Sir?
Treize: ....so very pretty...so silky soft.
Zechs: Honey?
Treize: Look how pretty they are Zechs.
Zechs: I know they're pretty, but there's people watching you...*points at G-boys and readers*
Treize: Huh? OH! *clears his throat and jumps to his feet, dusting off his whitey tighties and shining his hooker boots* I feel like an idiot....
Zechs: Come darling, I'll buy you some roses. *takes Treize's arm*
Treize: Oooo! I LOVE roses! *leans against Zechs* But not as much as I LOVE you!
Zechs: *smiles* I know love. *giggles and rubbing his nose with Treize's*
~ T r e i z e a n d Z e c h s l e a v e ~
Duo: Ooook...*shakes his heads* that was disturbing...
Heero: *snort, snort, snort* Tell me about it...
Wufei: Yeah...
Trowa: .....
Quatre: *giggles and fixes the ring of flowers on his head* Tee hee!
Trowa: Poor Quatre! *wails* It's so unfair!
Quatre: Oooo! I can see the music...
Duo: Music? What music?
Wufei: *laughs manically and bashes Duo on the head with the crowbar* THAT music! Mwahahahaha!!!
Duo:*falls over anime style and his eyes do kawaii SD spirals* Uuuugh...
Heero: Duo! *snort* Oh GAWD! *snort, snort* It's so unfair! *wail, snort, wail*
Quatre: *ballet dances in the background* Tee hee!
Wufei: Mwahahahahahaha!! JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED!!
Trowa: *runs after Quatre* Get back here!
Heero: Duo? *snort*
Duo: Ugh...that hurt like a BITCH!!!
Heero: Oooo my koibito! *huggles Duo*
Duo: *turns SD and huggles Heero* Tee hee!
Heero: *turns SD and dances around holding Duo's hands* Tee hee!
Quatre: *swings from a light fixture in SD form* Tee hee!
Trowa: Quatre, for the love of gawd, get down from there! *wails* You'll get hurt!
Wufei: *swings at Quatre with the crowbar* I'll get him down!
Trowa: *cries* Noooo! You'll hurt him! He's so small!
Wufei: *whacks Quatre with the iron, watches him fly across the room* Opps!
Quatre: *in a chibi voice* Weeeeeee!! *giggles as he flies across the room*
Trowa: *turns chibi, grinning, points at Quatre* Kawaii!!! Oooooo!! *bounces one foot to the other, then runs to catch chibi Quatre*
Duo: *normal again* Ok enough! This is getting TOO weird!
Quatre: *falls from the sky, not chibi Trowa's arms* Opps...tee hee...gomen nasai Tro-chan.
Trowa: Mmmff...mmff...*struggles to unchibify, but has the view of Quatre's butt keeping him chibi*
Quatre: *giggles* Trowa that tickles. *jumps off of Trowa* Tee hee!
Trowa: *drools* Heh..heh..heh..heh...
Heero: *snaps out of chibi-ness* What the hell am I on?
Duo: *sarcastically* Got a batch of bad weed?
Heero: Uh...well...heh...you see...*choke* uh...
Duo: Baka
Heero: *grins evilly* Want some Duo?
Duo: .......
Wufei: *raises the crowbar over Heero's head* Dishonorable cur, leave him be!
Heero: Eep! *dives out of the way*
Wufei: *smashes Duo by accident* Opps!
Duo: Uuuugh *falls over, eyed doing SD swirlies ^_^ (gotta luv the swirlies)*
Quatre: La la la la la la la la! *giggles*
Trowa: *cradling Quatre, rocking back and forth and watching the rest of the G-boys all distrustfully like* Shhh...hush little one...it's almost over...
Quatre: O tey. Foolio
Trowa: Shhh...hush now
Quatre: *bounces from Trowa's arms* Yay-ness!
Trowa: *wails* Come back! *falls over in a heap of tears*
Wufei: *smiles proudly at his iron* Made from a piece of Nataku...*huggles crowbar ^_~ chibi of course*
Quatre: Tee hee!
Duo: *sits up* Oi Wu-man, that hurt...
Quatre: *puts a finger to his chin, giggles*...Like a bitch?
Trowa: Don't swear! *hugs Quatre* It's bad...
Quatre: Bad? Like a BITCH!? *giggles insanely*
Wufei: *raises crowbar again, over Quatre's head* I'll give you..
. :Duo: *holds Wufei back* No Wu...not like this...
Trowa: *snatches crowbar from Wufei and whacks him on the head* Baka yaro! Leave my baby alone!
Heero: *pulls out a joint* You need some of this Trowa...you need to chill out...*snort, chuckle, snort*
Trowa: Huh?
Heero: *snort* Join Quatre in happy land. Here, take it. *hands it to Trowa*
Trowa: Uh...*hands it to Wufei* I think YOU need this more than I do
Wufei: Baka! *turns and looks at Duo* No way! *turns away from Duo* I'd hate to see HIM on drugs...*hands it to Quatre* You need it...
Quatre: Yay-ness!!
Trowa: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
~ L a t e r ~
Wufei: *giggles* Yay!
Duo: *pouts* How come you guys feel somethin' and I don't?
Trowa: *giggles* Cuz you suck.
Quatre: Tee hee!
Heero: *snort*....... *searches around under his bed, pulls out a giant piece of rolled poster paper*
Duo: Oi, this bites!
Wufei: *dances past in the background* Weeeeeee!!!
Heero: *passes Duo MIGHTY JOINT* Here this should do it.
Duo: *takes a puff* Holy shit on a stick! *coughs and giggles* Das sum goo' shit. *jumps up and dances with Wufei*
Quatre: *strips down and beats his chest* Me Tarzan! *picks up Trowa* You, hot babe!
Trowa: *giggles*
Wufei: *slaps Quatre's ass* Bee on your butt!
Quatre: Woo Hoo!!!
Duo: *stares at Quatre's bum* Geez, you glow.
Quatre: *wiggles his butt* I wipe MY ass...
Duo: Mwaha-hey!! I wipe MY ass!!! *growls*
Trowa: *looks at Duo's face, wrinkles his nose* Don't look like it!
Wufei: *dances the monkey* Yeah baby!!!
Heero: *giggle, snort, giggle*
Quatre: *struts around NEKKIE* Hehehehe! I am da man baby! Dats what I am!
Trowa: I'm a straight shoota wit da masta plan!
Duo: *prances all prancilly like* To the thicket Bambi! The thicket!!
Wufei: *sniffles* That was a sad story! *wails* Poor Bambi!!
Heero: *prances all prancilly like with Duo* To the bedroom Duo!! The bedroom!!
Duo: Tee hee!
Wufei: That was just sick! *pulls out crowbar*
Heero: Oooo don't, I scared. *snorts all snortilly like*
Quatre: *puts his ring of flowers on Trowa's head* Here, hot babe!
Trowa: Yayness!! ^_^
Wufei: Anus? *looks at Trowa* What did say that for?
Trowa: *giggles* YAYNESS!! Wu-chan. Silly dumb-dumb poopie head.
Wufei: Oh. Whatever.
Quatre: Little boy should not mess with hot babe! *points at Wufei threatening all threateningly like*
Wufei: Eepness!!! *hides*
Quatre: Mwahahahaha! Toolio! Foolio, totally uncoolio!
Trowa: *shruggles* Tee hee! Don't ask me I'm just.....a girl.
Duo: K'so! Guys, I can't move!
Heero: *snort* ????
Duo: I can't move!!! Shit!!! Guys I can't move!! Geezus!! Help me!!!
G-boys: *hysterical laughter and a few snorts*
Heero: Duo, calm down you only think you can't move, you can, you're just to stoned...
Quatre: Gurly man! Mwahahaha! *points at Duo*
Duo: ....*whimpers*
Wufei: Tee hee! *prances all prancilly like*
Heero: *prances after Wufei*
Duo: HEE-CHAN!!! GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!
Heero: What are you going to do about it?
Wufei: *whacks Heero with the trusty, never-rusty, handy-dandy, kick-ass, Nataku, crowbar* Tee hee! Oppsie!
Heero: *scratches his head* Owwie.
Wufei: *giggles insanely* Owwie!
Quatre: *giggles* Owwieness!
Trowa: Blah, blah, blah yackity smackity!!
Mass giggles
Duo: *falls over* Yay! I can move again!!
Quatre: Tee hee, girly man!
Trowa: *huggles Quatre* Hold me, I'm frightened.
Quatre: *huggles Trowa* O tey
Duo: *glomps Heero* Hee-chan, you belong to ME!
Heero: *shrug snort* Ok...
Wufei: I didn't want him anyway
Duo: *sticks his tongue out at Wufei* Eat me!!
Wufei: *sneers* With pleasure.
Heero: *puts arms around Duo and Wufei* Ladies, ladies, ladies, no need to get jealous. There's more than enough of me to go around. *snort* That's what threesomes are for. *grins groping the two boys*
Wufei: ?!?!
Duo: Huh?!
Trowa: *giggles* Uh-oh!
Quatre: *giggles* I smell-trouble-ness
Heero: So Duo? Wufei? How about we share and share alike?
Duo: *looks at Wufei giggles* Whaddaya say Wu-man?
Wufei: *shrugs and giggles* Why not?
Trowa: !?!?
Quatre: *giggles* Whoa!
Trowa: *huggles Quatre* I love you!
Quatre: Yayness!
Trowa: *purrs seductively* No, Quatre, I LOVE you!
Quatre: *giggles* Tee hee-ness!
Trowa: *pounces on Quatre and drags him into Heero's closet* Mwahahaha!
Heero: Heh, heh, heh *snort*
Wufei: Heero?
Heero: Yes? *snort*
Wufei: Got anymore STUFF on ya?
Duo: Yeah!! More stuff!!!
Heero: *pulls joint out of nowhere* Anything for my babies *grins*
Duo and Wufei: YAYNESS!!
*loud squeaking comes from the closet*
~ L a t e r ~
Duo: *towel tied around his neck like a cape* I AM SHINIGAMI!! *places his hands on his hips*
Heero: *with arm around Wufei, both stoned out of their skulls* You can save me any day!
Wufei: *nods and giggles* Yeah Duo!!
Duo: *pounces on Wufei and Heero* Mwahahahaha!!
Wufei: Hehehehehe!!
Heero: *huggles Wufei and Duo* Heh heh heh, this is the life.
*squeaking coming from closet stops*
Wufei: Oooo Quatre and Trowa are being bad...well...not anymore...
Heero: *snuggles Wufei and Duo* How bout we go and be bad boyz?
Quatre: *steps out of the closet* Whooooa! Trowa...geez you REALLY do love me...*blinks*
Trowa: *steps out behind Quatre* I told you I did. *smiles smugly*
Quatre: *takes joint from Heero and takes a puff* Mmmm...nothing like a bit of ol' smokey after gettin laid...
Trowa: *takes it from Quatre*....yeah....*grins after taking a puff*
Duo: *snatches it from Trowa* SHINIGAMI WANT PUFF!!! *takes a drag and smiles* Ahhh das sum gooooo' shit....
Wufei: *giggles* Sit Duo *pats his lap*
Duo: *sits in Wufei's lap* Tey
Quatre: *sits down, his head lulling back and forth* I would not feel so all alone...
Duo: EVERYBODY must get stoned!
Wufei: Yayness!! ^_^ *toys with Duo's braid*
Mass giggles
Duo: Hee-chan, I got da munchies, you got anythin' to eat in dis room?
Heero: Purple
Duo: Nani?
Heero: *eyes the room suspiciously* Purple...
Duo: *laughs* Purple?
Quatre: *smiles cutely* I like pie!
Heero: Purple.
Duo: *giggles* Purple pie...
Trowa:????
Quatre: *smiles ever so warmly to Trowa* Do YOU like pie? I like pie!
Wufei: Pie is yummyness
Heero: Purple
Quatre: *grinning* I like pie
Duo: I'm hungry
Trowa: *looks at Duo* Are you as hungry as purple pie?
Duo: ???? *looks VERY stoned and VERY confused*
Quatre: *shouts grinning* PIE!! I like PIE!!!
Heero: Purple *nods* purple....
Trowa: *nods* Feet...
Wufei: *looks thoughtful* Purple feet pie? Hmm...
Quatre: *grins at Trowa* FEET!? I have FEET!
Duo: I'm hungry!! Feed me!!
Quatre: *grins at Duo* Feet you?
Duo: NO, FEED ME!!!
Quatre: *still grinning* That's what I said "FEET you!"
Duo: ARGH!!!! No, feeD me!!!!
Quatre: *grin still sun shiny* I like feet!
Mass insane giggles
Trowa: *looks thoughtful* Feet....
Wufei: *smacks Trowa, grins* Hand...
Quatre: I like pie!
Heero: Purple
Duo: FEET ME!!!!
*insert insane, annoying, chibi-like giggles and snorts*
Rynaya: Ok, ok, that's enough! This is just pointless insanity!
Trowa: *nods* Feet...
Rynaya: *roars* ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!
Quatre: Pie?! I like pie!
Wufei: Hand...
Heero: Purple...
Rynaya: *sobs* What have I done?! I've turned them into brainless, pot inhaling, monsters....
Duo: *whimpers* I'm still hungry...
Rynaya: *beats Duo with a baguette* EAT THIS!!!!! *stops, realizing she's gotten violent, TOO violent, looks at the readers (‘specially angry Duo fans)* Well that's it...I'm outta here.....*stomps off*
Heero: Purple
*insert beast-like roar here*
Owari....I hope ~_~
