This page is dedicated to unveiling the true evil that is Kira and mending my broken pride.

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Morgan Rose. Morgan Rose had taken pity on the evil evil evil EVIL!!! witch, Kira. Kira was very lucky to have such a beautiful princess friend, as Kira was a horrid creature. Then Kira moved away to Siberia, a disgusting country, void of blessed church bells, that deserved the evil that was Kira. Princess Morgan stayed in the good old US of A as all beautiful princesses do. However, Princess Morgan took pity on Kira's situation. Even ugly old bitchfaces get lonely. So she kept in contact with Kira, emailing her witty remarks and words of comfort. But Kira rarely emailed back, even though she claimed to "always be on the computer cause she was to stupid and ugly to do anything else at her school." But Princess Morgan refused to give up on the ho. She kept emailing, and was preparing a package to be sent to Kira. When Kira arrived in Siberia she placed a phone call to Gallant Frank, the strangely charismatic ogre that lived under the overpass on I-40 right after the exit to Iyanbito. Morgan kept emailing in hopes that, even though Kira refused to write, she would, one day, give her a phone call, in which Morgan could offer more words of wisdom. That day never arrived, however. Kira kept placing call to Gallant Frank, rather than Princess Morgan. Now, even princesses have a temper. So Morgan had no choice but to have Kira executed by means of soggy cornbread and old rain boots. R.I.P., bitch.