This page is dedicated to unveiling the true evil that is Kira and mending my broken pride.
Let me tell you a story. Once
upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Morgan Rose. Morgan Rose
had taken pity on the evil evil evil EVIL!!! witch, Kira. Kira was very
lucky to have such a beautiful princess friend, as Kira was a horrid creature.
Then Kira moved away to Siberia, a disgusting country, void of blessed
church bells, that deserved the evil that was Kira. Princess Morgan stayed
in the good old US of A as all beautiful princesses do. However, Princess
Morgan took pity on Kira's situation. Even ugly old bitchfaces get lonely.
So she kept in contact with Kira, emailing her witty remarks and words
of comfort. But Kira rarely emailed back, even though she claimed to "always
be on the computer cause she was to stupid and ugly to do anything else
at her school." But Princess Morgan refused to give up on the ho. She kept
emailing, and was preparing a package to be sent to Kira. When Kira arrived
in Siberia she placed a phone call to Gallant Frank, the strangely charismatic
ogre that lived under the overpass on I-40 right after the exit to Iyanbito.
Morgan kept emailing in hopes that, even though Kira refused to write,
she would, one day, give her a phone call, in which Morgan could offer
more words of wisdom. That day never arrived, however. Kira kept placing
call to Gallant Frank, rather than Princess Morgan. Now, even princesses
have a temper. So Morgan had no choice but to have Kira executed by means
of soggy cornbread and old rain boots. R.I.P., bitch.