The Nutty Quote Page!

Random Stuff We Found Really Funny

Over the course of the year, my friends and I have found some really great lines. I want to share them with you. Enjoy!

Quotes We Made up on KKPsi Road Trips and Sigma Quotes

Cocky Ass Son of a Bitch:Look, there's the Fire Practice School!
Cocky...: I used to orgamize my tapes by rap family and type.
Cocky...: Oh, good, it's guaranteed parking.
Sequel: But what if there are no spaces?
Cocky...: But it's guaranteed!!
Sequel: Don't stick things in my face unless I say you can stick them there!
Ferguson: I want the meat!
Mouth: Whenever I hear Lil' Kim, the only person I can think of is Bjork.
Fellatio: They are so not in the same rap family.
Seaman: If you're ever so drunk the room is spinning, just put one foot on the floor and stabilize your world.
Position: Russ, why don't you try putting the stockings on under the dress?
Holmes: I would, but there's this crotch thing there!
Rev: Guys, there are a lot of seams on this thing, which one's the back one?
Tapped: What do you mean there's bows on this thing?!?
Position: The grey area's the place to be.

Song Lines

Outside you feel like you were born with a "Kick Me" sign taped permanently to your back... You got a laugh when you fell face first on the floor.

                            ~ Better Than Ezra, "Happy Day MaMa"

We both want the same thing, sugar.

                            ~ BTE, "Pull"

I love it when we fight. It makes me think at least you still care.

                            ~ BTE, "Live Again"

Have the grace to be a lady with disgrace.

                            ~ Tori Amos, "Frog on my Toe"

Movie Lines

From Billy Madison
What a weirdo!
Thank you, Juanita!
If there is any attempt to cheat -- especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty tramp -- I am just going to snap. Any questions?
It's the coolest!

From The Waterboy
But, Coach, he spit in the cooler!
You can do it!
Aw, man, now we suck again!
Squirrel.

From Labyrinth
Ludo..... Friend.
Smell.....Bad!
Don't defy me!
Well...laugh!

Stuff We Made Up

Yeah, they're real rock stars. They've had videos on MTV...

                              ~ Shauna

Miscellaneous

Go, then. There are other worlds than these.

                     ~ The Dark Tower

I wanted to go over there and scream, but I wasn't wearing any pants.

                     ~ TSServo

A Fun Poem, Kind Of

It's not exactly nutty, but I liked this poem.

"A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,

And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,

And the dry stone no sound of water. Only

There is a shadow under this red rock,

(Come in under the shadow of this red rock),

And I will show you something different from either

Your shadow in the morning striding behind you,

Or your shadow in evening rising to meet you;

I will show you fear in a handful of dust." - T. S. Eliot, The Waste Land