Some of ya'll may remember Macky.. she wrote NSYNC At The Beach for the site, well, she wrote this a long time ago, and I never got around to posting it. I must say, the ending of this is one of the most original things I've ever read. Thanks for submitting the story girl! By the way, this story takes place back in the "Ol Skool" NSANK days...
Written By: Macky
Some Adding and Editing by: Brittany
JC - man..whatever...dude..
Joey - I'm hungry
Lance - (stops putting powder on his face) JOE-EEYYY! Like,you just ate 5 minutes ago! *sigh* Oh well..I don't know why we hafta go to this silly thing (moves hands while talking) as long as I get to meet my idol...Britney. *sighs heavily* Maybe we can trade beauty secrets!!OH!! and I just HAFTA meet that Nick boy from the BSB....(looks at wall dreamily)
Justin - Yo,dat fucked up what you HAFTA do is get amake ovah ..and look like me ,coz I be fly and you be shit...I mean, ah could fix ya up yaknowhatimsayin, but u nevah be as fine as dis fine ass brutha!
JC - Where the fuck is Jerome? I'm out of cra----errrrrr......caffine..yea caffine.
Justin - *confused* Yo, there some coke ovah there
JC - *getting all excited* REALLY!?!?!
Justin - Yea dawg, and here's 50 cents..get me a Sprite will ya..Grant Hill be drinkin dat shit yo..ah gotz ta be down wid it like him, yaknowhatimsayin? Word!
*JC starts crying and saying where is Jerome..I need Jerome..*
Chris - uhm...
Joey - I'm STILL hungr -
*Britney walks in, Lance gasps, drops his make up, runs over to her and starts crying*
Lance - OHHHH MY GAWD BRITNEY! YOU ARE LIKE SUCH AN INSPIRATION TO ME! WHO DOES YOUR HAIR? WHERE DO U GOT THOSE CUTE CLOTHES! BRITNEY I LUVVVVVVV YEW!
Britney - Like, hehe, I know! Everyone loves me. I must be like, *twirls hair around finger* popular or something.
Justin - Yo, dat bitch is here, J-dawg, hide me...
JC - wha?
Justin - BRITNEY! YA KNO..from da old school MMC dayz?
JC - What's MMC? Is that a drug??
Justin - THE DAMN THANG YEW BE TALKIN BOUT ALL DA DAMN TIME ...BESIDES JEROME! ya kno..M-I-C...see ya real soon foo K-E-Y why? well uhh why NOT! M-O-U-S-E?
JC - *staring off into space* Where did Jerome go again?
*Britney is now slapping Lance coz he's trying to steal her shoes, Joey is trying to hit on her.. thus they get kicked out. (Sorry but I needed to get rid of some people here..it's hard keeping up with them..lol)*
Justin - Yo, der be dem Back Street Foos who think they flyer den me and mah group.... I mean... US. And they be comin dis way... yo, J Dawg, ah think they gonna say sumfin..it might be hard to undastand tho..since they is on automatic interview talk
BSB - HI! WE'RE THE BSB!
Justin - *starts to get a lil scared* ah....ah......ah'm J Dawg. Dis be mah boy, J Dawg Numbah 2. He oldah, but I flyah and hottah so there ya go. What you foos want?? You supposed ta be in yo preppy ass dressin rooms
BSB #1 - We hope you request our song on TRL!
BSB #2 - Look for our new Album, due out in November!
BSB #3 - Get our CD featuring hit songs this Fall at Burger King!
BSB #4 - We all met in Orlando!
BSB #5 - *Wink Wink*
JC - Jerome? Jerome!!!!! JEROOOOOOME!!!?!?!?!?!
Justin - Dis shit be gettin scary.. *starts to get nervous..makes sure no one is around,and pulls out water gun* DUN MOVE BITCH! WORD!
BSB #1,2,3,4 - gasp!
BSB #5 - *Wink*
JC - Woah...duuuuuuude..... *snaps outta it* HOLY SHIT! WHERE ARE THE GUYS!?!?! WE GOTTA GET EVERYONE TOGETHER AND- *sees Justin and his water gun..and the BSB scared shitless*
JC - *thinks to self* This could be good for publicity... *takes out camera and takes pictures of just the BSB .. crying.. more like BAWLING on the floor holding each other.*
J Dawg - Yo, dat was pretty fly yo.
JC - WHERE THE HELL ARE THE OTHER GUYS!
*Joey walks in, already drunk..*
Joey - I just got laaaiiddd... *acts like hes on a surfboard..and starts singing the Batman theme*
J Dawg - Dats some messed up shit right der yo..
Lance - *mascara all over face* sigh..I met her. One of the most beautiful moments in my *sniff* life.. I am the luckiest person in the world.
Joey - No! I'm the luc.... *passes out on the floor*
J Dawg - Nah.. ME! ..I scared da BSB shitless
JC - NO, I'm tha luckiest..I got pics of tha BSB scared shitless..$$$$$$...! Now if I could just find Jerome....
Chris - WAIT JUST A DAMN SECOND! I HAVENT BEEN USED IN THIS STORY BUT LIKE 2 DAMN TIMES!! GIMME SOME LUVVVVVV! WASSUPWITDAT!!! I'M CRAAAAZY!
Macky - SORRRRRY!
*Chris walks in with Christina Aguilera and Jenifer Lopez*
Chris - Thats better.
Chris - Nah...I'M the luckiest!!!!!
*Chris walks out while the 2 girls are giggling...and the guys are left in awe*
J Dawg - Yo..we best bettah get a Grammy for dis shit......