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Coffee in Bed

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup.

She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?"

Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.'





A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.

As you shall make your bed so shall you...
mess it up.

Better be safe than...
punch a 5th grader.

Strike while the...
bug is close.

It's always darkest before...
daylight savings time.

You can lead a horse to water but...
how?

Don't bite the hand that...
looks dirty.

A miss is as good as a...
Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new...
math.

If you lie down with the dogs, you'll...
stink in the morning.

The pen is mightier than the...
pigs.

An idle mind is...
the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke, there's...
pollution.

Happy the bride who...
gets all the presents.

A penny saved is...
not much.

Two's company, three's...
the musketeers.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...
you have to blow your nose.

Children should be seen and not...
spanked or grounded.

When the blind leadeth the blind...
get out of the way.