`SyN`: I'm not gay. Are you, KinG?
^KinG^: YES

Dylan: Hey Everyone! I have an A on my dick

`Tech`: Syn.. I'm SOO in love with you

DIGITALBLUE: yeah but ummm fucking don't have an i

Dylan: I JUST RIPPED A HUGE HOLE IN MY COCK

RedRain024: Dylan if you were a guy wouldnt you hold your dick too when you were in front of Syn?

Brad [on AIM]: A peach is a peach
Brad [on AIM]: A plum is a plum
Brad [on AIM]: But a fuck isnt a fuck unless you cum!
Brad [on AIM]: So unzipper yer pants, and spread her thighs. And get ready to sexercise

`Dylan: I landed 10 minutes later...without 2 suitcases and a persian cat. Sorry..

`Dylan: While looking in my mom's drawers, I found a vibrator, then proceeded to use it...I washed it off and then put it back...but it was the first time I ever got off, and I loved it, so I've kept using it. I know it's gross, but I can't stop, and I feel horribly guilty because my mom and me are very close.

`Dylan: Sometimes...actually often, when i wake up in the middle of the night and need to pee....i dont get up and go to the bathroom...i just pick up a cup or glass and pee in there. I do it a lot.

`Dylan: When I first moved in with my boyfriend, I was very very embarrassed about pooping. I was so embarrassed that I wouldn't go in the toilet, for fear he would hear me. I would go in the shower, or on the bathroom floor, on top of a washcloth. Then I would wrap that up and put it in the trash

`Dylan: hold my head while i cum

`Dylan: i gave myself a blowjob

RedRain024: Listen! Listen! Look who's pissin..Who Who? The neighbor named Tristen..Where's he pissin? In the bush bush..Where's the Bush? Up your tosh..Lmao sorry

`Dylan: oh *moan* you know i love it how its all smooshed against the glass

`Dylan: im a sleepy sleepy bog

Ashley: !8ball how many times have syn and dylan cybered?
|: Ashley The 8ball says: What are you smoking? I want some!!

Ashley: how many times have i been outside sweating and thought "gee, if only it wasn't sweat, BUT PAPERTOWELS!"

Manda: Jack my ass!

`Dylan: i eat cereal out of a bowel

`SyN`: 8ball Are my toes clean?
X: `SyN`, It would take a disturbed person to even ask.
`SyN`: 8ball Am I disturbed?
X: `SyN`, We won't go there

Dylan [on AIM]: come on, relax scott, i like gay men

`Dylan: Goodnight and wet dreams :)

^phyr^: your dick's hard!!!!! thats so cute! [this is Dylan]

Manda: It did the thinger

`Dylan: 'you dropped a piece of your gecko.. let me get it for you'

`Dylan: i hate spiders.. elephants are sexy, roaches make me horny.. and um.. snakes are just there

RedRain024: I could rub monks if i want!
RedRain024: I didnt say i wanted to 'rub' a monk..I said i wana rub a monks head
KaRLa: which head?
RedRain024: his bald head.

Dylan: good ;) i *WAS* looking for free nude pics of sandra bullock, but that came up in the search results.. so ya know..

`SyN`: hey I got a letter
`Dylan: from who?
myth: santa...
`SyN`: greg
myth: after all these years he finally wrote back1
`SyN`: Lmao
myth: santas real name is greg?!
`SyN`: NO

`Dylan: im a perv
`Dylan: ill admit it
`Dylan: i am a perv
`Dylan: i am a HUGE PERV
`Dylan: I WANT TO FUCK YOU!

Dylan: i use tampons

Dylan: ooh Scott *moan*

Dylan: i have boobs

[13:58] * Dylan buries his penis

Ashley: reese is sexay

Manda: Dylan's a cutie [both] and Ash.. omg she just turns me on

Scott: (_I_)
Dylan: its gonna look like (_o_) when i get done with it

`SyN`: Alex,we need to talk. on a person to dipshit level.
`SyN`: I'll be the person.
`SyN`: Now ..
Dylan: lol
Alex: OK and I'll be the dipshit

Cyph: Then I had sex with the pencil sharpener

BLUE: i wanna have it hard syn

BLUE: no itz kinda hard too tiff ask syn

[19:38] * CheLe}i{ fucks Manda
[19:38] * Manda moans quietly

[21:23] * `Tech gets it on with Syn

saturnine: so stupid people are like people who just dont wear underwear?

Aaron: AHHHH HANSON WOOOO!! AHHHHH

Cyph: You must bark like a penguin

Manda: My golden penis jizz babay

Manda: 8 inches of pure gold
TwinklinLiLStar: now that time I knew you guys weren't talkin about me *nods*
Ashley-afk: why?
Ashley-afk: cos your penis is silver?
Manda: dude
Manda: lemme see htat
[21:31] * Manda looks at Manda's silver paniz

just_pretend: im so jealous i can feel my nuts retracting

Aaron: and i didnt even get done, and i didnt get a star, because "baby jesus didnt wear pants"

Manda: I've been horny for about a week straight now and it just gets worse everyday.. so I figure by ... Friday I'll explode into a massive pile of goo and die

WeAllKn0w: havin guys kiss me isnt strange to me at all though
WeAllKn0w: ive had tons of guys kiss me

Dylan: i hate my period too

`SyN`: Hey What are you doing in #gay60+, Alex?
Man-O-Mystery: Freaking Dylan!

[15:40] * `Tech` eats Syn

Dylan: i love asscrack

`SyN`: DAMNIT don't you hate when your pad flips around somehow and gets stuck to your ass?!
Cyph: Yeah, I do

Porky4L: yeah i shave my pussy all the time

Porky4L: i dont blame her. i always wanted to be a guy too

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FuNKeeMoNKee-: I have one shoe off and one hoe on

Manda: you cum does not taste like chocolate.. and if it does I'm the virgin mary
|dylan|: hi mary
Manda: fuck off cum boy :P

|dylan|: i wanna stick my head in his asshole

TIFFY_3: my name is tiffany and im addicted to buttsex :)

[19:52] * `Tech` licks Syn's leg

`Tech`: OoOoOOHHH Reese *moan*

MAD_DOG_2K: ILL SHOVE MY DICK IN UR MOUTH
`UtopianDream``: what dick?
FuNKeeMoNKee-: I have a stick!
MAD_DOG_2K: AND UP UR BUTT
FuNKeeMoNKee-: I dont have a butt
MAD_DOG_2K: MY 13 INCH COAK

Ashley: i wanna buy dylan
Ashley: and keep him in a glass jar with no clothes on
|dylan|: ah
myth: extract his juices
|dylan|: oh gosh
`SyN`: Which ones?
|dylan|: is that what you kids call it nowadays?
myth: i dunno
|dylan|: extracting juices?
myth: whatever tastes pleasant
|dylan|: when i was your age they called it a blowjob

[17:52] * |dylan|away plays with your boobs
Cyph[a]: Ooh, that feels good, Dylan

|dylan|: nope, this underwear i have on isnt used

Cyph: That's why I don't shower, so I wouldn't lose all the notes all over my body

Brad [on AIM]: Sweet Dreams, Good Night. Dont let the backstreet boys bite. But if they do. Take some glue. And make them sniff till they act like yew ;D

|dylan|: i want more penises

^scott`: i had a tick on my balls once... now that was scary
^scott`: it was all gray and i probably have lyme disease in my cock

[21:08] *** TalkCity27 was kicked by RamboCSA (Learn and pratice Community Standards!)

Cyph[a]: I am an undercover CIA agent sent here by Donna Sullivan to spy on Reese's sexual activities

Sweet-Rebel-: What do people in china, call their good plates?
`SyN`: they call em "yo chi oo ah hui"
`SyN`: or whatever
Sweet-Rebel-: lmao
Sweet-Rebel-: YO, pass me da yo chi oo ah hui chee.

|dylan|: i swear i thought about you like all the time when i was gone..
|dylan|: except for the 2 minutes when i thought about stealing my step brothers pornos
|dylan|: but other than that.. i thought about you all the time

pikapop: I have two breasts......no boobs though.

Pr0: Hey Larry
Wet`Willy` [Paige]: that's not really Larry
Pr0: Yea it is =-P
Wet`Willy`: that's really a bulldozer
Wet`Willy`: he's going to knock down the north wall so we don't have to pay for air conditioning anymore

Cyph: Yeah... but I don't want to be their poster girl

|dylan|: the boy is mine!

|dylan|: oh joy
|dylan|: i get to see fuzzy crap

FuNKeeMoNKee-: My rooster just blew up

|dylan|: i shaved my legs too

|dylan|: taylor and his hands turn me on so bad

Scott [aim]: naw i went to get a Dr Pepper
Syn [aim]: uh huh
Scott [aim]: silly girl
Syn [aim]: drank it on the toilet?
Scott [aim]: i did!! lol

dyl4n: WHY HAVENT I GOTTON MY PERIOD YET