Dylan [on AIM]: i want back in my cybersex rooooom

Dylan [on AIM]: I desperatly want to make love to a school boy

Aarons-Princess: my boob is old

Aarons-Princess: i got deoderant and lotion and body wash stuff and bath krystals

NstinkBlowsBSB: How much MMM could an MMMBOP bop if an MMMbop could bop MMM?

[17:51] * `TechSyn`` croaks Syn

GothicPrincess4: this room reminds me of a farm with gay horny insane animals
Kenaz`: We're not gay!
FuNKeeMoNKee-: Speak for yourself!

Wiccan`Rede`: I'm just a girl

[10:38] * Wiccan`Rede` blows Syn's ears

Tech [on AIM]: I had shit in my arm

ZaCs-LiL-GuRLy-: i gave *___* some *____* last night

ZaCs-LiL-GuRLy-: gimme some!!!!!

Samhain`: Enough about me, let's talk about you for a minute
Samhain`: Enough about you, let's talk about life for a while

Scott [on AIM]: by the power infested in me by the grape of pensillvaneeuh i now pronounce you man and wipe

Dyingmega: oh my god i think i am growing a leg out of my ankl

TIFFY_3: where the hells my camel?

FuNKeeMoNKee-: Dont swim in my toilet and I wont pee in your pool!
[19:15] * TechError swims in Hecky's toilet
[19:15] * FuNKeeMoNKee- pees in Hen's pool

GothicPrincess4`: i feel like im witnessing some weird sexual act and u guys are all old men and this is a substitute for when u are out of viagra

Crazy-4-Reese: *sings* "NAKED PENCIL!!!! NAKED PENCIL!!!! NAKED PENNNNNCIILLLLL!!!!!"

Crazy-4-Reese: my dick is a 10 mb stoage thingy, i have fword.mp3 on it.

`sk0tt`: shall we dick?

MeGaGoDDeSS: "Jack me off, I'm African"

Crying`Heart`: Karla had a chance, well she really did
Crying`Heart`: Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids
Crying`Heart`: Syn still lives at home cause she's got no job
Crying`Heart`: She just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot
Crying`Heart`: Krystal committed suicide
Crying`Heart`: Jen OD'd and died
Crying`Heart`: What the hell is going on
Crying`Heart`: The cruelest dream, reality
Crying`Heart`: Now TalkCity is cracked and torn
Crying`Heart`: The kids are grown up but their lives are worn
Crying`Heart`: How can one little chat
Crying`Heart`: Swallow so many lives
Crying`Heart`: Chances thrown
Crying`Heart`: Nothing's free
Crying`Heart`: Longing for what used to be
Crying`Heart`: Still it's hard
Crying`Heart`: Hard to see
Crying`Heart`: Fragile lives, shattered dreams

moehitz3: Im shutting my hole
H4N50N1: u have a beautiful hole beckee lol ok thast was gross

[16:54] * Time-The-End looks at Dee "why are ya mastubating?"
[16:54] * ShadowFlare_ looks at Ryan "cause I can"

ShadowFlare_: Dude I figured it out. I hafta lick it first.. and then I bite it... and *blows* there we go

Crying`Heart`: Syn sucks, Dee blows, Karla swallows, there it goes!

[16:57] * Omega` Sucks the carrot all over

[16:59] * Syns_Sweetie ~RussnReese4eva@proxy1.syndows.net - u not allowed to screw anything cept me lol

Dyingmega: women do some strange things with vegetables on the internet sites

Dyingmega: i am horny only 23 and a half hours of 24 hours

Omega`: You guys must be pathetic trying to get off on video games..
Omega`: I mean, come on, dogs arent there for the hell of it

Time-The-End: Hands are good..

Omega`: I watch porn

Dyingmega: how do women fit such big stuff up there golf holes

Dyingmega: i saw a pop can in one chick and a baseball bat in another

sYNtAxErr0r: Fuck it all, fuck this world
[17:56] * Syns_Sweetie no thanx, but if you teach me, I'll fuck you :)

FLUSHBERR1ES`: If it's a pretty chick, it starts to gettin' thick. If it's an ugly chick, I still give in to cl*t

Syns_Sweetie: What did the mastubating boy say to the father when he said it was time to go?
Syns_Sweetie: "I'm cumming!"

`Tech``: Oh yes! I dream about kissing Syn everyday and night..

MeGaGoDDeSS: I eat out cows

sYNtAxErr0r: Leeann Tweeden is an absolute babe, no doubt about it.
`Tech``: I agree with that

`Tech``: I mean.. from you saying 'eh-eh-eh UHHHH eh-eh-eh then me saying 'my dog wants in' just... doesn't fit

ZaCs-LiL-GuRLy-: WHOAA ITS THE BLAIR WITCH!!!! wait its Just syn taking a Piss

ZaCs-LiL-GuRLy-: i talk about syn in my sleep

`Tech``: I'm a guy!

TIFFY_3: I have a weiner and one boob

stephello: "I performed My Own Sex Change" (and it's pickled in a jar of the fireplace as a trophy)

[15:57] * NsYnC-ChiCk- looks at her butt

FLUSHBERR1ES: It's not a hand, I'm just horny

[15:50] * BriKH is listening to penguin mating calls

FuNKeeMoNKee-: My egg.. whos you?

[15:51] * Aarons-Princess1 has fun with the undies and leaves a puddle on the #hanson bed

ZaCs-LiL-GuRL-: OMG I KILLED HERM THE SPERM!!!!! *cries*

FLUSHBERR1ES: Teen: Oh dang... Parent: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! Teen: I said dang, dammit!

ShadowFlare_: IM SO HORNY I HATE MYSELF

[18:06] * FLUSHBERR1ES bends over & shits up

[18:14] * FLUSHBERR1ES unties his dick shoe & takes off his dick sock

FLUSHBERR1ES: Shut up Tech... go impregnate yourself
`Tech``: I'm trying! [I should point out that Tech did say something before this, but I pieced this quote together for the hell of it. (: Sorry Tech. hehe]

`BadSeed: is your voice changing? growing hair in unexpected places?

[20:58] * Aarons-Princess1 sticks her ass out at syn (_)(___)

`Tech``: Syn has a nice ass

[21:06] * `Tech`` stops playing with the pole..

Syns_Sweetie: Every f*cking low life working for WebTV, Talk City, and Krystal herself can run around NAKED KISSING EACH OTHER'S ASSES!

PORKSALOT: wb
SyntaxError500: thanx baby :) [This is Russ btw, not mee]

PORKSALOT: im a cool girl so shup :P

PORKSALOT: im the coolest girl this side of the mississippi :)

PORKSALOT: Jen would love eating me!

Omega`: WHONT TO HAVE SECKS??/???

`Staind``: oink

NsYnC-ChiCk-: Cause once she lifted up her arm and i was breathing in and i got a wif of her arm pits they smelt good

[9:40] * `Staind`` bites Jenn's ass and calls her Henry

[17:45] * NsYnC-ChiCk- bounces up and down

[18:51] * `Staind`` kisses Syn's fine ass!

TIFFY_3: I am syn

[20:46] * HoPpUsMoNkEE182 kisses reese cups lip

[18:44] *** sfsfsf (~.@proxy8.talkcity.com) Quit (Fuck the world, screw it fast, shove a broom up Donnas ASS!)

MeGaGoDDeSS: I Blow Tech Syn

AngelDemonica: whats a penis wrinkle??

sYNtAxErr0r: damn dog shut up
[18:27] * `Staind`` shuts up

AngelDemonica: yank yank yank..tug tug tug and a couple of slaps and WHACK

Return0fPaige: It really whips the llama's ass

Return0fPaige: I'm bi... Dylan will you go out with me?

[15:44] * Accuse kisses Matt.. oh baby your gun is poking into my hip

Return0fPaige: *OUCH* That one hurt my ass, Dylan!

Return0fPaige: Dylan! Let's booty bump! (__)_)(_(__(

Return0fPaige: going to bed doesn't mean sleeping, Dylan *g*

Accuse: You are MY Boody monkey!! GET UR ASS IN MY LAP

^MoMo-H2k^: pist.....i have a life i have 5 friends over & 3 of them arn't boys lol
AngelDemonica: 3 girls over and his idea of fun is mplayer.

ShadowFlare_: I am a goat

loserkid182: i like pussies

`Tech``: Shut up, you know I can't speff

CasuaLLy_Lame: *is doing syntax*

CasuaLLy_Lame: There once was a guy named Steve. He had a mental infatuation involving trees. One day he fell out of one. Hit the ground and went numb. And now he's a lame wanna be" <~believe it or not...this isnt my life story :)

AngelDemonica: <--- internet porn entreprenuer

BeVeRLy``: I am on the Drill team.
AngelDemonica: dental school?
BeVeRLy``: Auxiliaries.
AngelDemonica: Auxiliary blood vessels?
BeVeRLy``: NO
AngelDemonica: dont drill those

[18:16] * `Tech`` runs into a pole

TAYLA15: yeah? well i have...*looks too* windex!!!
TAYLA15: it keeps me from streaking lol

PORKSALOT: being horny is fun. lol

Dylan [on AIM]: The women at the show were beautiful as they danced excentally on the soft grass.. one of them even touched my fur.. 'FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS!'

Backster: pick a nick. lol
Backster: not a dick you prick

`Staind``: I talked to the toilet..

Kidded-: If you are what you eat then NowImNothing__ is a Cow, BriKH is a Burrito, TalkCity1 is an Antacid, Tech` is a Fruit Loop, TAYLA15 is a 3 Muskateer and sYNtAxErr0r is a [CENSORED]...

TIFFY_3: Syn is Sexy

TAYLA15: irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk irk I AM NOT A F*CKING TOILET!!!!!!!!

`Tech``: lmao! TAKE IT OFF SYN!

TaYBeaRGrrL: Oh..and I'm the one with something up my ass.

[15:26] * Kidded- sucks his fudgepecker

moesgarage: I WANT A WIFE!!!!!

PhoRk: I have a water fountain.. *unzips his pants* anyone wanna drink?

FuNKeeMoNKee-1: I love gettin on her nose

PhoRk1: I like being called a guy
PhoRk1: it makes me horny

[15:51] * PhoRk1 rubs his vagina

[15:55] * PhoRk1 rubs his polish sausage & moans quietly

[16:23] * `Paige` licks Syn's boob

`Paige`: I'm a horny girl

ShaneCSA: gday Dylan
ShaneCSA: idiot

`Paige`: Will you go out with me?
AngelDemonica: hell no

Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe: what was that?
Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe: VERSION-?
`Rayna`: Um Yeah?
Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe: `Rayna` VERSION-
`Rayna`: Yes, I versioned you.
Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe: OoO
Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe: who are you?
Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe: matt?
`Rayna`: hmm
Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe: is that you matt?
* `Rayna` shrugs
Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe: Im in our room
* Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe hugs
* Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe kisses you
Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe: Matt?
Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe: are you coming sweetie?
* Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe pulls down your pants and grabs you
Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe: are you coming to #Zoi-N-Matt?
Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe: earth to matt!!
Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe: come to #Zoi-N-Matt baby
Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe: you arent Matt!
Da`AnGeL`Of`FiRe: Dylan?
`Rayna`: No

`Paige`: Illiterate? Write today for free help.

MiNi-MaNdA: i'm happy!! *humps up and down*

Kidded-: i have silicon nipples

SereneBassline: whoa i think i just scored

SereneBassline: to serve is my duty. to poop is my doody

tR-12: have you had sex with my monkeys tail?

Hektik`: Bleeek

SereneGuitarline: im naked

CasuaLLy_Lame: Almost done zipping lmao

FuNKeeMoNKee-: I wanna be their car

OnLyNDrEaMs141: I want the cow box tho..
OnLyNDrEaMs141: I could rape it!!

Charos: whos OnLyNDrEaMs141?
OnLyNDrEaMs141: who is Charos?

TRIPLE_J_JOLT1: pshycho is spelled p-s-y-c-h-o

tR-12: I like to have sex with myself.. You do know my dick is so long I can actually f*ck myself up my ass

PhoenixJai: Can I kiss your ass ol' mighty Syn?

`Paige`: My cleavage wasn't right!

Hektik`: me and Josh are havin *cough* phonesex

StaTic-410: yeah im on my period [Dylan]

[10:29] * `Paige` strips off his bra & grabs Syn's dick

OnLyNDrEaMs14: Live me alone I har pics

loserkid182: i cant control my bladder anymore

TheMassiveIdiot: ugh ugh ugh

TheMassiveIdiot: this is a 70's porno you know how i know? because the guys dick has sideburns

[9:42] * TheMassiveIdiot screws his name.. 'oh yes.. harder.. HARDER... YAAAAHAH'

[9:43] * TheMassiveIdiot has sex with himself

LoserKid182: My love life was getting so bland. There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand.

AmBeRtAnE: skott make me horny

``Dylan``: I like to put my hands in your kangaroo pouch

``Dylan``: my keyboard is giving me a lap dance

``Dylan``: IM A GIRL

TheMassiveIdiot: I want to eat out Shane

GoingOverboard: yes im on my period

TheMassiveIdiot: I Am A Simple Goat

^SyntaxError^: Um... jack off.
TheMassiveIdiot: Amen!

NSemedo3: my thing hurts

guest-Baylee: EWWW.....MY PUPPY JUST HUMPED HIS MOM!

guest-Dyl: Install a new floppy dick on me!

D-y-l-a-n: IT'S........................... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAA--AAAAAAINNNNNINGGG...... TRANSEXUALS ALL OVER MY CAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

D: WHY CAN'T YOU TURN ME INTO A SMELLY GOAT?!?! *cries*

FuNKeeMoNKee-: I got mooshed Jello on my shit

TheMassiveIdiot1: I have a bumpy dick

[17:10] * ^LosErKiD182^ looks at his porn and smiles

TAYLA15: moooooooo

Wiccan`Rede`: afk I think I hear my dick calling

`insanity`: Beckee wants to be a man... she likes going in & out

GalaxCSA: hackme

`T`e`c`h`: Ok, so I'm a broken car..

LiZ_A_bEtH1: when i was a young warthog!!!!!!!

Dylan [on AIM]: spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a Medium pace...

`Tech``: I am the man! damnit!

`PsYcHo`: apparantly... my perfect guy is a guy named Joshua

^-BLacK-r0Se-^: woo.. well I never I enevr thought it would end like this, just because I have I got no T*ts, I'll shave my legs I'll wear a bra, or even cut my pen*s off for you.. aww thats so sweet.. she has a g/f now, she has a g/f noooww...

`Tech``: dog fingered me..

`PsYcHo`: SPANK ME TWICE & ROLL ME OVER

Dylan: Yeah! I'm a lesbian!

[16:29] * Dylan dicks

[16:46] * Dylan fingers himself

Dylan: GEeerrp

Dylan: im the shit

Dylan: My cat's giving herself a blowjob

Dylan: Have you seen my weiner?

[20:32] * TAYLA15 is a poisonous toilet!!!

```LocaL`GoD```: I have a boner 2!!! My boner is in my leg..see.....I have boners all through out my body! The human body has over 1000 boners!

phr0sty: its a good thing my penis is attatched to me.. it would have got lost in da snowww

phr0sty: Oh billy bob, you have the biggest cucumber around these parts

phr0sty: AHAHHH.. PLEASE TAKE THAT OUT OF MY ASS

`Macht`Mich`Klein`: my man is straight

Dylan: <-- inbred.

Annie: well i made the pussy purr with a stroke of my handddddd

Dylan: My Penis Is Seven Foot Wide

Dylan: When I was little, Porky Pig and Daffy Duck made me horny

`insanity`: I pretend to be jelly

`insanity`: I like pee

loser: one time i threatined to kick my cat like a football then it came over to my leg and pissed on my shoe

`insanity`: I have never *buk buk bigawk* moo'd in my life

Dylan: my dick weighs 7 pounds

iTz_gUrL2003: yes im cute im furry and i make 10,000 babies a year

Dylan: that taylor hanson is so cute

ChRiSz-KaNdY: msg Dee HARDER!

Dylan: BRADS IN MY PANTS

Dylan: Brianna-1-: well i gotta go cuz my moms done in the shower
Dylan: ^ uhh.. what are you gonna do? dry her off?

ChRiSz-KaNdY: I'm not on you so get off of me!

[16:32] *** Dee is now known as Stick`It`In`Me`Matt

D-RoCkCiTy-112: We're cupping the balls with our right hands and stroking the shaft with our left hand

Paige: I'm adding new pics :)
Dylan`: yay! more pics i can masturbate to!!

Dylan: ive got a big fuckin boner right now

`Tech``: yeah yeah.. You're taller than me.. how can it be in the way?
`Tech``: and that came out bad

`Tech`: oh yeah... syn's hot..

Dylan: lets play with shane

[18:24] * Dee chains Reese to a bed

[18:25] * Dee handcuffs Reese and ties her to the bed

`Tech`: I'm a guy damnit!

`Tech`: Damnit Syn.. and I'm taking care of your f*cking eggs..

ASKProzzak: `Tech` says: My friend Syn, is an owl.. and she keeps laying eggs in my hair.. What should I do?
Prozzak: Simon: I have special friends too. There's a number you should call... Please contact your local psychiatrist for more info.

`Tech`: Woo! Syn's hot!

[18:00] * `Tech`` kisses Syn's fuzzy green ass

Dylan: My billy, sweet billy boy

Dylan: ricky martin's a hottie

dylan-brb: im.. too horny for my car, too horny for my bike, too horny for becky's kitty who she previously named spike

Dylan: hello, i am chester the molester and i am 73 years old.. lets chat about ice cream!

NSemedo31: I drink outta the toilet

[9:07] * Dylan wants to fuck the llama

Dylan: Yeah.. I know.. that would be like.. Someone stealing my boxers and selling them for $13

BlackRomeo: There once was a man named Dave,
BlackRomeo: who kept a dead whore in a cave,
BlackRomeo: she had only one tit,
BlackRomeo: and smelled worse than shit,
BlackRomeo: but think of the money Dave saved.

BlackRomeo: There once was a man from Nantucket,
BlackRomeo: whose cock was so long he could suck it,
BlackRomeo: while licking his chin,
BlackRomeo: he said with a grin,
BlackRomeo: if my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it.

BlackRomeo: There once was a man from Peru
BlackRomeo: who fell asleep in a canoe
BlackRomeo: while dreaming of Venus
BlackRomeo: he played with his penis
BlackRomeo: and woke up all covered with goo

Dylan: dont peek!! i know just what im doin.. so please stop complaining.. dont bite me cuz it hurts

[6:02] *** ^KinG^ was kicked by Dylan (The scientific definition of a moron: You ;))

Mercury`: "remember when I jerked off the bed last night?"

[3:24] * ^XtatiK^ looks at Dylan's nipples
[3:24] *** Dylan has quit IRC

Rocket57: i'm 10 foot 9 with a 3 foot dick errrrr 3 foot 9 with a 10 foot dick errr whatever?

[3:37] *** Ryan has quit IRC (Quit: "When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'." -- Linus Torvalds)

Dylan: sittin in my house and i know that im alone, feelin kinda horny got a tingle in my bone.. go and grab a penthouse , its the one with sharon stone, Heyyyyyyy masturbator.. i go a little faster and its feelin kinda nice, once aint enough so i have to do it twice.. you wanna spank the monkey blah blah blah blah, heyyyyyyy masturbator
Dylan: i use some baby oil or a little vasaline, layin down a towel so i keep my carpet clean.. never shake my hand cuz you dont know where its been, Heyyyyy masturbator! i do it in my car while im driving down the street, one hand on the wheel, and the other on my meat, i cant get out the car cuz im sticking to the seat, heyyyyy masturbator
Dylan: since i was a kid i have been a masturbator, choke the chicken , hold the knobs, squeezin the tomata, i put the miss november now im gonna take a raider, Heyyyy masturbator

Ix-ICE_BLUE-xI: harder

[}i{]-GaToRaDe-[}i{]: i'm hard now

Rehab`: is vajra hot?
ChezzCSA: yes, Rehab, Vajra is hot

Dylan: I just found out my mom screws more guys than i do

Dylan: I just drank a pint of semen, Dare me to drive?

Dylan: by the way, if you see my dad, ask him if he saw my ad in gay al's porno ad

Dylan: i pinched his ass, he winked at me

Dylan: Hello, I love you, Lets get tested for AIDs

Crusader: *** Now talking in #seniors-lookin-4-fun
Crusader: *** AJ421 has joined #seniors-lookin-4-fun
Crusader: hmm
Crusader: lets see what we can get outta this wrinkly warrior

Crusader: now listen here sonny, your gonna suck my jugs and shut your hole

Crusader: chris, your so ugly you scared the shit out the toilet

Crusador: I had ex
Crusador: ex not sex
Crusador: ex
Crusador: its half of sex
bLu_dUcK81: is ur hand sore?

^-SoFa-K`iNG-BLaZeD-^: lol... if I had a nickel for everytime someone said OH RANDYY i'd have about a nickel

^XtatiK^: *shakes dick*

^KinG^: i guess i could just wacth yall and play with myself :(

`Tech`: no! I only play 'volleyball' with Tiff damnit..

`Dee``: m/e dicks a ftee

`Dee``: I KEW TA MOOF

myth: i went bra shopping too

`En|gMa`: I love Dylan (: He's the sweetest guy in the world, I have lots of proof! ;P He's the only person I trust with my life, and more. He's always there for me and he's always helped me out and stuff. He's the greatest guy I've ever met. (:
myth: aww king i didnt know you felt that way

`En|gMa`: I use pads, not tampons, cause tampons suck!

`En|gMa`: I once had my period when I was climbing the Alps. My sister had to ask people up at the lodge for some pads.

myth: i got in trouble for scratching my nuts during the pledge of allegiance

^XtatiK^: once I was trying to type "I have an elephant with floppy ears" & ended up saying "Wanna cyber? My dick isn't floppy anymore!"

^XtatiK^: fottowannaboingboing

^XtatiK^: lamif? are you laughing at your index finger again?

ilovejen2: Dylan's name is water & his dick is named soda

DesperateMale: "I went over to Syn's house, son to take care of her animals." "What are their names?" "Crappy, Fucky, & Dipshit. Syn & Water are away playing with Soda so that's why I was there."

PhiendishLamer`: FLYING GOAT BANGERS!

DesperateMale: "Hello. You have reached the Error residence. We're busy playing with Soda right now. If you'd like to leave a message to Syn, press 1. To Water press 2. To Fucky, press 3. To Crappy, press 4. To Dipshit, press 5. To the toilet, press 6. Or to Paige (The guy who's staying here until he gets out of ASU), press 0! Leave your name, phone number, social security number, condom size, year you lost your virginity, your StipCity screenname, & a message & we'll get back to you as soon as possible"

Crusader: first you want me age then you want to have sex with me, then you want my location to come to my house to have sex with me

`Tech`: Mine has one ball

`Tech`: hmm.. I wanna go play on my drums.. but Theo is in there.. and I don't wanna scare him
^XtatiK^: so put on a mask

`En|gMa`: peanuts i have 2 in my hand
^XtatiK^: I know
^XtatiK^: now let go of me

* `SyN` pulls down her pants