Miracles of Modern Medicine
At a doctor's convention in Switzerland, a conversation was taking place in a tavern after a very enthusiastic mid-day lecture.
A Jewish doctor said, "that medicine in his country was so advanced that he could take a kidney out of one person and put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks".
A German doctor said, "that's nothing, in Germany we can take a lung out of one person and put it in someone else and have him looking for work in four weeks".
A Russian doctor boasted, "in my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart from one person and put it in another person, and have them both looking for work in two weeks".
An American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "we can take an asshole out of Little Rock, put him in the White House, and half the nation will be looking for work the next day".
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