YOU'VE BEEN READING TOO MUCH HARRY POTTER WHEN...
By Ara Catwing
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((Each chapter consists of 20 signs))

You can tell you've been reading too much "Harry Potter" When...

...you start refering to Chemistry as "Potions" (guilty)

...you're extremly suspicious of rats

...you attempt to carve a lightning bolt into your forehead

...it becomes your greatest dream to get into a boarding school

...black robes make up your whole wardrobe

...you can't figure out what's wrong with your photos... none of them move!

...you've memorized all the spells, and use them daily (guilty)

...you talk to every large, black dog you meet

...everytime you come across a twig on the ground you scream about someone losing their wand

...you petition your school to start a dueling club

...upon being asked what your plans are after High School you respond "I'd like to be a professional Quidditch player!"

...you list your race as "Muggle-born" on the census forms

...you can quote "Quidditch through the Ages" by memory (guilty)

...you start producing "Chudly Cannons" merchandise 

...you have *no* idea what the big deal with SAT scares are, you're worried about your O.W.L.s

...your dogs are named Fluffy (guilty), Fang and Sirius

...you also have a rat named Scabbers

...did I mention a toad named Trevor?

...you refuse normal pets and save up all your money for an owl

...you can't figure out why the grocery store dosn't carry gillyweed