YKYBRTMHPW.... Part II
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By Ara Catwing
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Thank you all for the amazing amount of feedback to the first part of this!  I think Ch. 3 may end up a short story, just to loophole te "lists" rule-category thing ^_^
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...you attempt to breed your *own* Blast-ended Skrewts

...you major in journalism so you can someday write for the "Daily Prophet" or "Witch Weekly"

...you start drawing your own versions of the characters

...fanfics become your only way of avoiding pesky withdrawal symptoms between books

...all you make in ceramics class are figures of owls, and 3-headed dogs, and kids with weird scars, etc.

...you've already arranged your friends into a quidditch team

...you blame everything you do wrong on the Imperius curse ("Really, Mom! This wizard, he just came in and pointed his wand at me...")

...the company making the “Harry Potter” movie has already heard over 20 complaints from you  (I really don’t like some of the casting... like the kid playing Harry, he’s short and pudgy.... ~.~;;)

...you keep trying to train your parakeet to deliver mail

...you’ve ended up in the hospital with 3rd degree burns after attempting to use floo powder

...your friends call it a big black rock, you know it’s a dragon egg

...you’ve memorized “Fantastic Beats...” 

...you attempt to befriend every red-head in town

... Crookshanks and Mrs. Norris, your pair of tabby cats.

...you want to be a sports announcer! Just like your idol, Lee Jordan!

...you’ve checked every bathroom in your school looking for ghosts (As well as your house, just for good measure)

...you’re trying to teach yourself to be an animagi

...you’ve attempted to set your parrot on fire (“It’s not abuse! It’s time for him to be reborn!”)

...you run around with a sheet on your head, swearing it’s an invisibility cloak

...Everytime you go to the zoo, you get kicked out of the reptile house