ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM ANIME
By Ara Catwing
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Idol singers can do anything!

Wire *isn't* a dorky weapon

Piloting giant robots: Easy!
Cooking edible food: Hard.

Wearing pink in *no* *way* makes you less manly...

...nor do earrings.

Holding a sword to someone's head is much cooler then a gun

If they can out eat you, they can kick your ass.

Never trust the red-head.

The amnesiac is *always* connected to the enemy.

Beware of Cherry Trees.

All the bad stuff happens to Tokyo

All stuck-up girls have annoying laughs

There's absolutly nothing wrong with a guy going by his sister's name

Clinging to your past is the key to success

Ain't nobody that'll stand up to a dragon

Any hair color goes!

Everyone has a good singing voice

The underdog always comes out on top...

...but only getting his ass kicked 

Playboys have long hair

Eye color depends on mood

Dorky cloaks complete any outfit

Wear boots.

Cool background music is a must

Battle crys make all teh difference

All the cool guys wear trenchcoats

The killer tends to be the cheerful one

Living without emotions is easy...

...and tends to be a good career move

Dogs are smarter then the military

Never trust a new computer system...

...especially if it has "zero" in the name

The best swords come out of people

Pickpockets make good friends

Look brooding. The chicks like that.

Ancient talismans are more trouble then they're worth...

...but fight for them anyways

Elves are annoying

Facial scars are a fashion statement

Assasins are artistic

It's easy to pull weapons out of nowhere

Never trust your in-laws

If you can play an insturment, you can pilot a mech!

Hell, if you can walk and chew gum at the same time, you can pilot a mech!

Just because they're a bloodthirsty demon dosn't make them the bad guy

If you're fighting somebody with a kanji on their forhead, you're gonna lose.

There's no stronger force then a school girl in a sailor-type school uniform...

...except idol singers