CHAOS
The house across the street is green.
The refrigerator is mad at me.
My microwave is really mean.
And China is too far to see.
Chaos is surrounding me.
The blender made an army.
He gathered his troops
And tried to attack Italy.
He didn’t like the boot
You see.
Aliens sucked my brains
Through a bendy straw,
And then said that I’m insane.
God, my head feels raw.
I think I’ll have some tea.
The Queen came by last week,
Really quite by chance.
It was such a treat,
Until that monkey began to dance…
And she fell out of the tree.
I tried to clean up the mess,
Left by all my appliances,
I don’t think they’re worth the stress.
And they’re making secret alliances.
What could the reason be?
Jesus runs a video store,
But he charges way too much.
Because his partners are a whore
And a midget with a crutch.
It’s highway robbery!
Now I’m in a small white room,
With padding on the walls.
I think this place will be my doom,
I can hear the future as it calls,
And chaos is still surrounding me.
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