Wouldn't you like to feel pretty?

Wouldn't you like to smell pretty,
like a pretty unicorn flapping it's wings gently in the wind?

Well, If you want to smell as pretty as that
you should try,

Essence of Unicorn!

Essence of Unicorn
is a delightful blend of Vanilla, Lavender, Civit, and a hint of mustiness to give it a nice horsey kick!

Essence of Unicorn will have you smelling pretty and GAY all day!

Essence of Unicorn comes in bottles of lotion and perfume.

Let's not forget Essence of Unicorn soap on a rope!