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That's right...some have earned this prized award from da chick *wink*



***last updated 01.10.05***
#01 on my list: Mean people-....yup, first on my list is mean people. I simply detest mean people.
#02 on my list: Whiners -they make my hair stand on end and my fillings rattle.
#03 on my list: Men whom are cheap, cheap, cheap - Thrifty is one thing, cheap is a whole other animal...kick 'em to the curb ladies. *wink*
#04 on my list: People who literally get very, VERY angry when you don't agree with their opinion- Whats up with that anyway?
#05 on my list: Negative or miserable people- George Burns was right...they DO drag ya down. A HUGE negative wave drowning everyone in its path... it'll suck the life right out of ya.
#06 on my list: Deadbeat parents or the judges- I dont know which is worse, the dead beat themselves or the judge who encourage the behavior by not enforcing the law. Why do deadbeats do it? Because they CAN. DUH
#07 on my list: Any one (male or female) who thinks the "ex" who has custody, just sits around on their fat ass -seems to me, that getting a water logged thumb isnt included in parenting; its MUCH hard then we make it look like. I guess those statements are from people who have closed minds, no common sense or just are retarded. Maybe they never had lots of children for a substantial time period, I dont know, but they need to stop making themselves look stupid.
#08 on my list: Imbeciles whom email me and think they have the right to tell me what to do, think or say -... dirty control freaks...they belong posted or listed on www.darwinawards.com or at www.thesmokinggun.com *wink*
#09 on my list: Families of dates Ok. Here it is. Its been quite some time since I've added a "kisser" to this page and I think they deserve it. TO ALL of the families that us single parents date:
  • NO, we dont want all of your sons gold ('cause he doesnt have any).
  • Nope its not his custom made BMW either ('cause he doesnt have any).
  • Its not just his looks ('cause hes robert redford ya know).
    ~~~~~WE JUST WANNA F HIS BRAINS OUT!!~~~~~ *wink*

    Your just too smart for me... how'd ya figure me out man??!
  • Stop being mean to my kids you shallow gene pool mammals.
    MMMMmmmm SWAK MMMMmmmm SWAK MMMMmmmm SWAK MMMMmmmm SWAK MMMMmmmm SWAK MMMMmmmm SWAK MMMMmmmm SWAK MMMMmmmm SWAK MMMMmmmm SWAK
    MMMMmmmm SWAK ahhhhh...now thats much better
    #10 on my list: BITCHES- First, lets define a bitch; all actions driven by self righteous, to conform to them, thier ideas or demands... by use of manipulation or anger and/or outbursts. I have heard some women boasting of being a 'bitch and proud of it'. Its nothing to be proud of. Its easy, for anyone can be a bitch... it takes a bigger person to rise above it and keep thier mind open. The need to 'control' everyone to your needs, wants, thoughts, habbits, etc is sick. God I hate bitchs; they make us all look bad.

    Learn some self control ladies.
    #11 on my list: "Thats not my problem" People who say "thats not my problem"

    Yeah, you tell that to God when you get there...



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    Ok, now for some stuff that makes me smile
    at the mere mention of it:

  • Roseanna Roseanna Danna (Gilda Radner-GOD she made me laugh)
  • Benny Hill (oh come on..he was the BEST!)
  • The Rat Pack (every one of them still make me laugh)
  • Jim Carrey (warped, fun and brilliant person)
  • Robin Williams (yet another fun brilliant person)
  • Abbott and Costello (they RULE)
  • DORF (who DOESNT love him?)
  • Tigger ("tee-eye-double-guh-errrr")

    um, lets see...
  • My glass frog collection (had a thing for frogs, since I was about 8 or 10)
  • Christmas Trees (my favorite holiday)
  • Salt air from the ocean
  • The Beach
  • Freshly cut grass
  • Coffee brewing
  • Strawberry Jam
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