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MENDHAM HIGH SCHOOL 82th ALUMNI

 

CLASS OF 82 – WHERE THEY ARE NOW

Here are some short bios of students that missed this years reunion. It's posted here to let you know what they've been up to lately. I'll post more when I get more information.

 

Norm Craggy - Believed to be running a large kidnapping ring in Nevada. Norm is wanted for making terroristic threats against a cat. His whereabouts are unknown.

Rocky Creighton - Went on to become the 42nd heavyweight champion of the world in Women's boxing. Has three children by his wife Adriane: Rocky II, Rocky III and Rocky IV.

Pete Cohan - Ran for Governor of Masachusettes in 1987 but lost after a photo of him in bed with Ellen Degeneres was published. Pete categorically denies being a lesbian.

John Gordon - Started the Al Kida Network, a psychic hotline for terrorists, believed to be a front for the CIA. QUOTE: "Don't trust anyone with the plans to make a fertilizer bomb, child. So Call Now. We'll be waiting!"

Martin Sheehan - Molested by the neighbors dog in 1986, Martin is still recovering. Quote: "I guess I just have to take things one day at a time. And realize that not all Schnauzers are bad, just because one rubs up against your leg and shows you naked pictures of Spuds McKenzie."

Joe Skahill - Became the leader of the Crips, after Joining the notorious LA street gang in 1987. Wanted for assault with a deadly weapon. QUOTE: "Respect through fear is all some people understand. Anyone steps on our turf they better be ready for some trouble. And I'm the man to give it to them. Word up."


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