Ok, so everyone knows I hate goths. There is two other things that are sort of Goth related, especially since they are both becoming a big part of the “goth” movement: bad poetry/poetic writing and web journals. Both these things drive me nuts.
Goths the world over are the worst poets ever. All their poetry is just shit that sounds dark and meaningful and turns out to be bullshit. VERY few scrawlings from these mental cases have ever been anything but dribble. Worst yet, any English teacher drools over this bullshit. I can’t tell you how many boring, unimaginative assholes get their bad poems in high school art/writing magazines. It’s like anyone with any original thoughts are squeezed out of the running by “painful” and “insightful” poems.
OH LOOK, I MUST BE A POET!
Author: =][= Morok
Email: evilcanofjoy@kidsloveguns.com
I made that in forty seconds. Chances are that if I post that on a goth populated journal they’ll talk about how insightful and how much it is true. But, is it really insightful or just in keeping with their trendy culture? I vote for the latter. I think that they’ve mistaken being artistic with being part of goth culture. I think that they liked dark things, decided goths looked like a good group to join and kept liking goth things BECAUSE they were a goth and not necessarily because it was their own “inspiration.”
And they write like this more and more often, to the extent they cannot make a new fucking thought without being “poetic”. On SuicideGirls.com there was a good example of this. One goth chick, apply named “Fractal” wrote this in her Journal:
”Yesterday my mind generated the smell of latex and summer air.
It smelled sweet, like new sex.
It anchors me in oblivion, and teases the teathers holding me there. It wants to let me free, but never wants to let me go.
Or maybe its just me.”
Yeah, it’s just you, because that is retarded. Oh, and nice name by the way. It really brings across the tortured existence of your life. Cause I know being paid to be a nude model on a popular web site and being idolized by young girls and spanked off to by guys is a “horrible existence.” And what the FUCK does “anchors me in oblivion” mean? You can’t “anchor” anything in “oblivion.” Its oblivion… there’s nothing there. Oh, and you spelled tether, fuck up. Real poets don't SPELL WORDS WRONG UNLESS THERE'S A REASON. AND THERE IS NO REASON!
I have a question. Why do I want to go a porn site and read journal entries? Really, I go to porn sites to watch lesbian and hardcore porn, not to read uninspired web journals. It’s bad enough that web journals populate the Internet. Giving losers a way to feel important. “People like to read my journal, though!!!!!!1!” Yeah, sure. Keep saying that to yourself. Even if they do, who cares what a bunch of fellow losers think of you anyway? Are you really so self-conscious that you need constant reassurance from strangers? If so, think about this: If these people actually met you, they’d probably think you’re an ugly clone of everyone else.
Remember, you’re not special!
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