This article on CNN.com that I was sent from a friend I found quite interesting. It says that according to the condom manufacturer Durex (and yes, go to the site… there’s a game where you catch SPERM on it, for Christ’s Sake), that French lead the amount of average sex antics per year. Close behind them, are the Greeks and Hungarians.
Yes, contrary to the smell of un-showered filth French men emit, they have lots of sex. You wouldn’t think that women (at least European women) would be attracted by unclean smells, seeing as how they love scented candles and bath additives so much.
And yes, European men shower much less than American and Canadian men. I tried to find the news article that showed the statistics, but can’t find anything. Curse you internet! If you find it, email it to me.
(Back to the rant)More important, though, is that my theory that Hungarian men are monsters in the bed gains another fact: that they are having sex 131 times, on average. Of coarse, this may be due to untold amounts of pillaging or the fact there may be one REALLY horny Hungarian guy.
Now I will end this rant! For RANDOMALITY!
Author: =][= Morok
Email: evilcanofjoy@kidsloveguns.com
