Welcome to the land of pointless and often disturbing stories. Happy Halloween everyone! It's been a while since i've made any comments on here. umm, As the Lunchtable Turns has been ended, and the Rants and Raves is getting near a new page

This is an announcement in memory of a good, man, er, yeah man. Um was a wonderful imaginary person whose life was cut short too soon. (Thank you Tom and Sean!) His funeral was beautiful, but it wasn't enough. For at least the next week, I ask anyone who knew Um to say Um2 when they cannot think of what to say. It will serve his memory well. So, right now, Summit Stories is dedicated to the memory of UM (2001-2001)

Some last words before you go off and read. If you are new to this site, and one of us has directed you here, welcome and enjoy. If you are new and we told you to stay away, I hope you know what you're in for, and you better enjoy it, because after reading, you will go to hell. (COLD BLOODED MURDER! YOU THINK I'M KIDDING?) Welcome to the Summit Stories, and hopefully someday we will laugh at this when we are 50.

The stories here are all fictional. (or are they?) Any resemblance they may have to real people and events are just coincidental. (or are they?) If you are offended by anything here, our people person here at Summit Stories is Helen Waite. So if you have a problem you can go to Helen Waite! (273-3715)

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: THESE STORIES CAN CAUSE DAMAGE TO YOU BRAIN SUCH AS INABILITY TO THINK LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING, UNEXPLAINED RANDOMNESS, AND TWITCHING. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!Bahahaah