
Dear Diary,
I haven't written to you in a very long time so I have an awful lot to say. So what have I been up to? Maybe I should start from the beginning. New members of the Alpha Team arrived in Raccoon City. Earlier, strange reports come in from the locals about missing people and unusual sightings of dog-like monsters. The mangled remains of a woman hiker are fished out of the river. The police report notes that something powerful had gotten a hold of her, judging by the depth of the teeth marks.. Most likely a grizzly or wolf attack. I'm sure you remember my brother Chris. Well it turns out that this organization called Umbrella is the cause if these strange happenings. He was partnered with this chick named Jill Valentine. This woman is an idiot. She reminds me of a string of Christmas lights: really pretty but not too bright. She'd shoot herself in the foot if my brother wasn't around to help her. He's such a hero.
Then a short while after Chris' mission was over rumors began to spread, and the town was overcome with odd occurrences yet again. Unidentifiable creatures appeared out of nowhere, and fatal accidents happened at an alarming rate. Word got out about a severe accident at a mountain lab. No one in town knew what was happening to their quaint town. The Raccoon City police Department, in an effort to calm the growing fear among locals, recruited several new officers. Leon S. Kennedy was one of them. I met him because I began searching in Raccoon City, the last known location of Chris nearly two months ago. Leon is such a hottie! He was kind of hung up on this chick named Ada Wong though. I'm sorry she got killed but I have to admit that I feel good that there isn't any more competition for Leon's affection.
I spent a really long time looking for Chris. After a while I ran into more problems. I met a couple who I like to call Alfred Slash Alexia. This guy Alfred thought he was his sister Alexia half the time, hence the name I gave them. This is where I met a boy named Steve Burnside. He's another hottie! He reminds me of Leonardo DiCaprio during his Growing Pains years. He was very much in love with me and I cried for days after he died. I was finally reunited with my brother after he killed Alexia. I swear, if I ever see another ant or dragon fly I'll go insane! So, I am finally back at home safe and sound with Chris. When I returned Leon gave me the biggest kiss I've ever gotten. I guess you could call him my boyfriend. Chris is dating that tart Jill now. All I can say is more power to him. Anyway I have to go now. Leon is coming over to watch Fried Green Tomatoes. I wont even ask why he wants to watch that. Write again soon.
Claire