- (2-24-01)Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Lisa, NY
- (2-17-01)Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Travis, LA
- (2-10-01)Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"
Joe, NV
- (2-3-01)TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER: What's that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
Randy, ME
