Oh So Goth, Oh so Fast
(How to ungoth)


Us at Oh So Goth, understands that not all people will like this change to a cute, morbid necro. So if your unhappy with your gothness will change you back free of charge....As see below


Before..........................After
<--Taken by Gloria Wood


Side effects of ungothing:

Ma still get 2nd degree burns from sunlight
Maybe Two to seven weeks before they (or you) stop listening to Bauhaus,Cinema Strange, Joy Division and the Sisters
My still smoke cloves
HIV
Cancer
Forgetting how to breath
Will never be able to watch "The Sound of Music" ever again
Males ma go though make-up withdraw, maybe even the need to cross dress every now and then
You ma still get misstaken for Count Chocula from time to time.
Black Outs
You ma hear(in your head) some voices but thats just the brain washing drugs (we gave you) talking, that we use to ungoth you
You ma want to kill you self or piss in your mouth ,eat bibels or you ma start thinking your God, that again is the Drugs fault.
Bleeding of the ears
You maybe stuck having some type of a personalty...



Ingredients of ungothing:

Alot of "Angel Dust"
Being forced to lisen to "Fear Cult" (yuk yuk)
Straped down and forced to say at a rave club for a week.
Some more "Angel Dust"
Replacing black fishets with biege stockings
Less Poe more Danielle Steel
Replacing anything black with yellow
Replacing skulls with GAP logos
Replacing crosses with WWJD bracelets
Replacing chokers with turtle necks
Replacing combat boots with filp flops





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All photo are copyrighted.
All Photos where taken by Erik P Hughes AKA Kire,
besides the Normel photo.
Normel photo (normm.jpg) was taken by Gloria Wood.