ryan

name: ryan shay:

aim: numnutz15

< 1. age: 16.

2. home town: mount laurel

school: lenape

4. school mascot: dont know.

5. top ten favorite bands/singers? (in no particular order)saves the day get up kids funsize hot water music promise ring jimmy eat world snapcasekeepsakethe pi soundtrack-elliotthe impossibles boysetsfire kid dynamite mu330 mustard plug catch 22 alkaline trio link 80

6. favorite color? lavender-

7. if you could change one thing about the world ,what would it be? it would be the exile of every stupid person to a "stupid island"

8. if you were stuck on an island.....if I were stuck on island the first thing I would bring is a big stick because it makes me feel authoritive to have a big stick and to run around hitting trees and small furry animals. doing it naked is also a big rush. the second thing i would bring is a little monkey, a monkey that would throw poop at things that would try to eat me that I couldnt beat the crap out of with a big stick. I'd also make him dance, fetch, and play dead. if the monkey got loud and stepped up I'd kill the little shit throwing bastard. the third thing I would bring is a "How to survive being stranded on an island for dummies" that way I would be one cool guy and impress everyone my innate island survival charisma.

9. who is the scariest looking person you know? dont know.

10. your motto in life? "if your friend is dead and lying the desert, being eaten by vultures, I think its ok to feed bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach it tricks, but only if your serious about adopting the vulture."(note from the webguy(jeff):Ryan, that's most definetly NOT vegan)

11. what words/phrases do you overuse? cock/pants

12.favorite cartoon character? .

13. favorite person on saved by the bell? Lisa Turtle because she was the love of my life all through elementrary school.

14. do you like to dance? I excel at ballet.

15. what cd's are in your cd player right now? saves the day

16. if you could change your name...what would you change it to? i would change it to god. because, in school they'd be like, "god, you have detention" "sit down god" "god, raise your hand" "your stupid god no one likes you." wouldnt their face be red...

17. if you had a time machine, where would you go? I would go to a time when where there were just puddles of muck with primitive organisms swimming around and I'd sneeze on them and kill them with my germs causing a tear in the time-space continuem. because, just because....

18. late night with....letterman? leno? or o'brien? I like to spend my late nights at sean's house with the cable descrambler.

19. favorite movie? that 3 hour hindu movie with no subtitles

20. favorite oldies song? the lion sleeps tonight by the tokens because it is the soundtrack to my life.

21. barbie or gi joe? gi joe, because whenever I was around barbie I felt my hips were too big and my stomach wasnt flat enough and I have my mothers thigh's...

22. winnie the pooh, eeyore, or tigger? eeyore. I can relate. god, can I relate....

23. have you ever streaked? yea...I wanted to feel like I was part of something special.

24. favorite show? vanilla ice....I just wanted to feel like I was part of something special.

25. favorite actor? Sean Connary.

26. most embarrasing moment? long story. if you really want to know ask me.

27. who's the loudest person you know? err, dont know.

28. if you could move, where would you go? cali. either that, or I'd live in a box in a major metropolitan area. that way if I didnt like the neighborhood, I could pick up my box and move to another one. if the IRS tried to repossess my box because I refuse to pay taxes I would hose them down with my nieghbors lawn hose and I would sit in my box and not come out until they went away or gave me mcdee's.

29. who's your favorite sesame street character? that dude that lived in the trashcan

30.) what's your favorite stuffed animal? dont have one.

31. what's your favorite song? girl, you know I said I'd do anything for you. but I dont know how to do that, I dont even know what that is. maybe we can get a book or somethin but until then, just chill....

ryan says his life is like a bad episode of dawson's creek". girls, send all love letters and marriage requests to ryan at: numbnutz15@aol.com.



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