Christine Salerno
Age: 19
Location: Kean College, Westfield, NJ
Occupation: professional killer,guitarist, jersey bitch
Aol/Aim SN: Aquatic45
Hates: Jen
Biggest Acomplishment: Getting loud with Jen
This girl Kicks ASS! The jersey bitch (as she likes to be called) is a little punk/ Metal
girl that likes the Misfits, Slayer and failing Physics. She hates Jen and will do
anything to kick her ass. She also plays guitar. She's damn good at it. She is also good
at saving you money when you go to but guitars, and will do whatever it takes to get at
least $100 off your price.......whatever it takes....hmm :) oh yeah, um shes kool. yeah.
ok im done now.
Joe Lawrie

Age: 19
Location: St. Joespeh's University
Occupation: Musician type person
Aol/Aim SN: mrjoe27
Likes: Music, NJ Devils
Joe i know from school, hes a devils fan and also a guitarist in a band, kinda, he was in
a band but now hes not. I saw sevendust with him. thats all.
John Calvert

Age: 19
Location: Kean College, Westfield, NJ
Occupation: Bassist
Aol/Aim SN: puffcalvie
Ryan McHenry Age: 19 Location: Boston University, Westport, CT Vinnie Pope Age: 19 Location: England (some college there i
dotn know the name of) Occupation: krazy soccer/hockey player Aol/Aim SN: Vincnyrs Likes: james Bond movies, New York
Rangers, soccer Famous lines: "you fucking Yag",
"We wouldn't want it any other way", "GOAL!!!!!" Phil Jan Age: 19 Location: Rutgers University, Westfield,
NJ Occupation: dinker, screenwriter Aol/Aim SN: Tascar Likes: dinking, Tarzan Famous lines: "Dink!" Phil is a former graphics editor of Hi's
Eye, but now he continues to write his screenplays and watch Disney movies in his spare
time. Don Mutz Age: 19 Location: Kean College, Westfield, NJ Aol/Aim SN: Fifa69 Likes: Guitar, cars This guy ive known since pre school. He likes to slack
off during period 8 math class and play guitar. he's really good. In fact he built a
guitar for senior project. Mad props for him. Jessica Hu
Jon and i had math togther, we both play bass but he was actually in a band. Hes workin on a new band now.
Ryan - ahh ryan, ryan has been around for many years (well kinda) known him since
kindergarden and used to hang out often, until he moved. (bastard!) still he comes back to
visit and to see his old town go straight to hell. still we both came up with some pretty
strange games, ranging from stealing my brother's bike and riding in circles with it - to
smashing brooms in kindergarden - to the bomb game oh yeah that was mad fun!
Another friend who has moved away, this time to Japan! wow! oh yeah. This human enigma
introduced me to the two greatest sports in the world, hockey and backyard soccer! (which
i have never won at yet) have fun at college in England, (yeah i said England) and let me
know when you join Her Majesties Secret Service (he's a big James Bond fan). After all
"We woulden't have it any other way"


Age: 17
Location: Stamford University, Westfield, NJ
Aol/Aim SN: KhalkedonSU
Likes: Tennis, Crew, X-files
Thats bout it.
Inna Bruter
Age: 19
Location: Cornell University, Westfield, NJ
Aol/Aim SN: Innacent11
Likes: Ricky Martain, The Beatles, Paris
Hates: Mark
Thats bout it.
Brian Stupek
Age: 15
Location: Westfield, NJ
Aol/Aim Sn: Less Than Stu, FnkMstaStu
Likes: KoRn, Hockey, punk/ska music, Biking
Famous lines: "Vic's a Pretty Boy!"
Well, what can i say? this young'un likes to shout "Vic's a pretty Boy!" at
every cb concert. he likes to do tricks on bikes and teach roller hockey. Stu would
like me to mention that he is "a studmuffin and available" of course he was
probably high at the time when he told me to do this, ha frickin young'en He is currently
my replacement at the YMCA teaching rollerhockey to other youn'ens, and plays Ice hockey
at WHS.
Nehal Mehta

Age: 16
Location: Westfield, NJ
AOl/Aim SN: DinkGirl44, Nehalliooo
Likes: KoRN
A fellow KoRn fan! we love her! she also is learning guitar! She's kool and owns the same
KoRn shirts as me, but i got more! he he he. she gave me one for graduation present. :)
She also has joined the ranks of jedi Knight along with the rest of us star wars fans. She
claims to be Jon davis's girlfriend...aww how sweet...
Andrew Lange

Age: 19
Location: Northwestern University, Westfield, NJ
Likes: They Might Be Giants, Amy
Thats bout it.
Emily Paul

Age: 19
Location: NYU, Westfield, NJ
Aol/Aim SN: Pedme84
Likes: Seth Green, Buffy, Angel, Star Wars
Famous Lines: "Lickable", "Squeezable", "Yummy"
She likes to watch Buffy...She likes Oz...a little too much... ok really too much. She thinks he's yummy. and Seth Green is Lickable. She at NYU to study whatever it is that shes studying, i have no idea what it is. She also likes the Japanese anime film Princess Mononokee.
Lauren (and I dont know how to even spell her last name)
Age: 16
Location: Scotch Plains, NJ
Likes: New Jersey Devils, the mall
Thats bout it.
Molly Orbach

Age: 16
Location: Westfield, NJ
Current hair color: Green
Mollo is fun, cute and also a really kick ass friend. what up girl! she has a lot of rabbits that like to run away and on beat up a cat...how that is well never know, but that's ok.
Adam Polinger
Age: 19
Location: Wilkes University, Pa
Likes: PCU, stuff
Hates: Mark
works at liberty science center occasionally, hes kool.
Nishant Mehta
Age: 20
Location: Cornell University, NJ
Nishant - Brother of Nehal (the korn nut) Hes mad kool. Works at LSC with Adam is at
Cornell now.
the only semi cool people in my pathetic family (or answers to.....why im so
screwed up)
Greg - a cousin, oldest one, likes games (nintendo preferred) and Poke'mon, in fact hes
the best game player ive ever played against, better than Dean Jan! oh yeah hes not
related to the other 2.

Jack - Mid cousin, plays guitar n likes various music, hes kool.

Travis - youngest of the 3,, brother with Jack, hes a little annoyance, at least he was,
recently hes been good, a BIG change, good change. but hes still kool either way.



Christmas 99' food and N64......tradtion.... and i am still the Goldeneye champ of the
group. no one kills virtual peopel better than me.
