crazy rhymthmsisms (compiled 1999)

Dump and a Load. Allan Marra's secretary. Goodbye Cruel World cat in the toilet. Jimmy Dee. The first time almost exactly 10 years ago that you (Frank) played me Nirvana's Lithium. Three and the Moooooon!?! Scelsa's 3 bags full. Special orders boxes. Christmas eve videos. Playing acoustic guitar with Orfinz ruff mixes. Billboard at Cohen's. Chicken Basket. Anthony's.

Food on Wayne McLeod's moustache. Could I borrow your tape key? Get Quarters! Paul's rice cakes. Phonolog way out of date. Naughty By Nature in-store. Arcade across the street. Joe Cano. Stinky Steve. Mango's face paralyzed. Michael Bellan. Fred Meyers' weekly stacks of discs. Pat St. John. Joe spitting out Listerine into the trashcan. Stolen goods in cartrunks dudes. Do's & Dont's notes left on the register & by the phone.

Throw it in returns. Take an inventory! The basement! Ozzie Cadena. David Newgarden. Steve Turre. Dan Behrman incident. Stevie's Spray Nine. Wash header cards. Dusty budget tapes. Bruce Galgano. 5 O'Clock... C-Ya!

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--You just killed me with the memory of Sum Yung Fuhn saying: Have Penny ? No, fuckhead, I'm saving it for Akens, but my description of Sammy Davis reminded me of that asshole Russell (Gene's CD 101 argument buddy).
Joe Lockhart

yup and yessir...

how many motherfuckin years did we have to hear "Joe usually gives me discount" -- "Kenny puts me onna card" -- "Frank takes care of me" -- "I'm a friend of Dianne's cousin" -- "You have penny?" -- "Save for Agens" -- "Gene promised to tape me the promo" -- or "Steve always charges me full listprice, plus sales tax."

Computers are for idiots! I don't think they will ever catch on. The Beatles wrote some ok songs but they couldn't sing for shit!

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