Inside the elevator, Kat dug her nails into my wrists and said, "LET ME OUT NOW!!! You know I'm caustophobic." "Ouch ouch ouch ouch Kat let go of my arm! Your breaking skin! Ouch! I'm gonna start to bleed!" Thn AJ chuckled and said, "Watch out, that kitten's got claws." Just then the elevator stopped and opened. It was Brian and Katelyn with their arms slumpped over each other's shoulders. They looked drunk. After the doors closed, Katelyn collapsed on the floor. Kat grabbed Brian by the collar and said, "Why the hell are you drunk again?" "I'm not, i was bringing her back to her cabin. She's drunk. Please don't hurt me, Kat. Does two tequilas count as drunk?" Marguritas, 4 Rum and Cokes, 3 gin and tonics, two vodkas straight and then we split a bottle of beer, and then she got a 'sex on the beach' (yes, the drink peopleBrian asked holding up 4 fingers. I rolled my eyes and said, "What did she have to drink? "5 )." "Oh." Then Kat said, "The walls... are.... closing... in..." Then AJ said, "Don't worry, Kitten, I'll protect you," as he wrapped his arms around her. Kat started whining, "The elevators only big enough for me! Wait. Thats AJ." She still looked worried. The elevator stopped on E-deck and Kat and I picked up Katelyn by her arms. We put her arms over our shoulders and dragged her to Kats room. When we got there, I called room service and ordered a pot of black coffee and one mug. Once Katelyn took a sip of the coffee, she screamed "MORE SUGAR!" Kat looked up. "I just completely twisted that! When a problem comes around just zip it, ca-cha, zip it good" Kat said, quoting one of the funniest movies of the nineties. Then I laughtd and said "PLEASE don't start quoting Austin Powers again!" Katelyn looked up and said "I liked 'Click- Click, squeek, smack' better." I laughed and did the movements of turning a doorknob, opening a door, and then smacked my head on the wall, while saying the 'click-click' phrase. Kat rolled her eyes and said, "Frack! Don't do that. Only Maren can actually hit the wall..."
*~*Meanwhile, in the room nextdoor*~*
"Howie, truth or dare?" Nick stated, now wearing nothing but a pair of Brian's boxers which were a little too small on him. "Um... dare." Howie replied. Nick smiled devilishly and said, "You saw that 'Nutty Professor' movie, right? Remember the 'I'm a Pony' dance? Do It." Howie got up and started doing the stupid dance while saying "I'm a pony!" He stopped when he heard someone in Kats room bang on the wall. There was a pause then all the girls started laughing. "Yo, AJ, I think your girl's a little screwed up." Nick said. AJ looked him straight in the face and said, "She ain't mine... yet, and how do you know it ain't your girl?" Nick suddenly became fascinated with his feet and said "Cuz I don't have a girl in that room." "She turned you down? Kat said it was a sure thing... she had to say yes..." Then Howie cleared his throat and said, "Uh, guys, its my turn. AJ, truth or dare." "Dare" "I dare you to open the adjoining door and watch the girls." "Yeah, baby!"
AJ opened the door a crack and leaned on the door jamb. Howie, Brian, and Kevin leaned over him watching too. Nick souldn't see over, so he stepped on AJ's back. AJ collapsed, and they all fell into the room. All the girls screamed and Kat jumped into a karate position. A muffled voice from under the pile yelled, "Nick get your fat ass off of my face!" The pile jumped up and, blushing, nick said, "Hello ladies!" We alll started to crack up. Kat said, "Welcome to the reunion meeting on SHA (sugan high anonymous)! Would you like to join? All you have to do is tell me how long you have been listening to our very private conversation." "Long enough to know about Trains with shag carpets, Katie's teenage crush on Nick, Katelyn's current crush on Brian, our strange teaching habits and your crush on me." stated AJ. Kat blushed.
We hung out in Kat and/or Howie, Kevin, and Brian's rooms the rest of the night. My roommate, Athena, stayed with the fans.
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