Dearest Sweet Krystyna,
I've looked everywhere I possibly could,
but never found the true purpose of life
until I fell in deepest love with you,
my precious Olsiewoman.
I am your soul mate for eternity, I promise.
Your incredible kindness and generosity
have made my existence on this planet
And I can only thank you with total devotion.
Your other half,
30 May 2000 xoxoxo