today is the day
when i wash my hair
i think it's long overdue because
last night was the night
when somebody said
i ought to use a shampoo
but i know what it does
even though it's very clean
it has no body
and i've seen what occurs
when i try to pick up chicks
i find nobody
not no one
today is the day
when i cut my hair
i might as well compromise because
tonight is the night
when my luck will change
i'll catch a sexy girl's eyes
cause i know shorter hair on a man
attracts most everybody
yes i've seen people laughing at hippies
cause their hair has no body
would someone please explain what's in style
nobody
i think i'll wear a helmet all the time
must be right for somebody
maybe me
trendies hear me out
how should i wear mine?
it's very hard to decide for me
i think i will let
the dandruff collect
©1981 r.stevie moore
as appears on
(1952-19??)
family album 3 (by nobody)
personal appeal