Good evening. I am Lariat Wressed, and this is the Lariat Wressed Posing Hour! Today, as usual, I shall pose as an afternoon television talk show host, heh, who shall be nameless, of course. My guest this morning is Rodert Lampley from Savannah, Georgia who has lived. Am I correct?

Yes, I HAVE lived.

This evening, Rodert is posing as a Congressman Lucille Evans from Wisconsin, or as himself. For our viewers, we shall present time-lapse identity cubes, so that Rodert's characterizations remain clear. Mr. Lampley, would you like some water?

No, Doug, I'm not particularly fond of being thirsty. Tell me first, how many posing celebrities have accepted water on the outset of your show?

I would say maybe 3....4! Do you know the names of those who accepted?

No, Doug, I have no clue. In the congress we either know names, or we we we we don't. Why do you ask?

Because in Wisconstin, TV talk shows require questions as well as answers. Either one or both, but never neither. Why would you ask?

No, Doug, I didn't mean that to dig deep into a conversation, telecast or no telecast, one would not know direct names of acceptors. For us to talk directly and indecisively, must we drink water?

Well, uh, celebrities....that is, those individuals who are generally idolized or....

Immortalized?

...or immortalized, uh, drink water as the course of the show moves on. Would you find medical, or in your case, political merit in the aid of fresh sips of water?

No, Doug, you might say that I am not celebratative, unless of course the 3rd House vetoes some sort of bill concerning this issue. Let me say that I have not idolized an individual since I was 9 years old, and only then did I learn the benefits of posing

Perhaps the viewers would delight in knowing your early teacher.

Doug, I insist that remain confidential.

Thank you. It's been a pleasure! Congressman Lucille Evans, spokesmans for our show number 518. Please send in your votes. Who becomes a Golden Celebrity from a mere Poser is determined by you!

Until next month, this is Lariat Wressed. Goodbye.

(Mr. Wressed's wardrobe by ROTARY BLADE. Please stay tuned for "Mick Muck"!)

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