DOUBLE O SEVEN HEAVEN WON'T WAIT NOR LOSE WEIGHT
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I am back. I am so sorry that you have been made to sit and wait. MONTHS! Can you teach me how to remain consistent here? Doncha want me to write often?

As if I don't have anything else better to do with my days??

It is January. Month of birth. Time to look forward to a new year a new change a new pilgrim's progress. Horseshit! I cannot think str8. Just so glad to be me. I been bein me for oh so long. Oh oh seven so long. So long!

Happy birthday Elvis Bowie. James Brown wake up!!

Brother Gary I hope you received my care packages. I'm a Hollywood moviestar now, and figured since we don't talk no mo, I orta at least grace you with my recent netflix. YouTube underground sensation, and now they wanna ban me because I take up too many top chart posotions. Blame Nuno Bettencourt.

Max and Bill and Breet and Volz and Paul, I see your faces but I better see them more, moore. Saw Butler at the FMU party. Whoa, that man! Saw Irwin. And there's Noel Coward's Ghost over there in the corner. And Dom Leone. And Joseph Wms. And Mitch and FXO. Catalano. Otis. My peeps posse.

But where's Mike Marshall and Preston Spurlock? Out of film and batteries.

Got a new letter from Barry Mann! I need to call him since he dont do the email thing. Just like Partsy. Grrr.

Do you know the way to San Jose can U C?

I'm a huggie druggie, medicinal mess yes, but... I'll be right back I promise. Kiss my lectrik tongue. Behind my new plastic toy teeth.

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PEOPLE, LET ME LOVE YOU!!!!