>> 01 Dates
>> 02 I Wanna Hit You
>> 03 Everything
>> 04 Puttin' Up the Groceries
>> 05 Don't Let Me Go To the Dogs
>> 06 I Go Into Your Mind
>> 07 This Wednesday
>> 08 Play Myself Some Music
>> 09 Schoolgirl
>> 10 Colliding Circles
>> 11 I Love You Too Much To Bother You
>> 12 Everyone But Everyone
>> 13 I've Begun To Fall In Love
>> 14 Part of The Problem
>> 15 Ethan Sequence
>> 16 I Want You In My Life
>> 17 Why Should I Love You
>> 18 I Hope That You Remember
>> 19 Norway
>> 20 Sort of Way
>> 21 Dewey Decimal System
>> 22 The Bodycount
>> 23 I Wish I Could Sing
>> 24 Hobbies Galore

01. DATES Mrs. Josianna Smith, now now Can I have a kiss, now now Love you anyway, now now Can I spend today, now now, with you? I took her to the liquor store She smiled, she was asking for the best I could get So I gave her some promises Josianna come, now now Serve you little rum, now now Mrs. Deboreah Jones, now now Call you on the phone, now now Love you anyway, now now Physically play, now now, with you I took her to the movie show She smiled and she made me lift her skirt to her head So I made her some promises Deborah please, now now Lemme see you tease, now now Who is left to ask, now now Lemme make a pass, now now Love me anyway, now now Don't know what to say, now now, to you Bom dooby dooby wah I need just a little bit more close the door I can't make no more promises Say me no promises say me no promises ©1973 H.P. Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 02. I WANNA HIT YOU I wanna love you Why won't you ever let me love you? You are wise and you're beautiful to me I love you I wanna hold you I wanna look into your eyes and see them You are sweet and you're sexual to me I love you, love you Pain and misery When you won't come through the door What is it for? I wanna hit you Pain and misery You respect my love that way What can I say? I wanna hit you ©1977 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 03. EVERYTHING Everything is good Stay away if you are in a bad mood Everything is good Stay away, you're bringing me down Monday is here Spring is in the air Afternoon is clear Fluffing up my hair Everything is good Stay away if you are in a bad mood Everything is great Stay away, you're bringing me down Tuesday it rains Stay inside and paint Hear commuter trains So glad that I ain't Everything is bad Stay away if you are in a bad mood Everything is lousy Stay away, you're bringing me down This Wednesday Wednesday you call Tell me you're alone In the shower stall Whatever happened to picture phones? I wanna see you I wanna see what you look like I wanna watch you I wanna see what you're wearing Thursday is hot Wish that I could swim Hurts me a lot Seeing you with him Everything is ehh? Stay away if you are in a bad mood Everything's too much Stay away, you're bringing me down Friday is cool Got my spirits high I know that you'll Accept our last goodbye Saturday I'm spaced out Did not sleep enough What a week I faced Had no time for love Everything is fair Stay away if you are in a bad mood Everything is smooth Stay away, you're bringing me down Sunday I rest ©1984 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 04. PUTTIN' UP THE GROCERIES Do you wanna see anymore TV? Would you rather be helping mom and me? Puttin' up the groceries now We just got back from Foodtown There are still three sacks in the Cadillac Puttin' up the groceries (if you want dinner, you better give us a hand) Eight brown bags in all Stacked against the wall Roast beef and Pine Sol Come and help us, y'all Puttin' up the groceries now Just got back from Morristown There is milk and bread and a lettuce head Puttin' up the groceries now Careful with the eggs Where's the chicken legs? Spot the dog will beg When he sees the vegetables Puttin' up the groceries now I'm about to starve and how There is nothing left to put on the shelf Cookin' up the groceries now. ©1978 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 05. DON'T LET ME GO TO THE DOGS I was under duress When I said I was mad (I was sad) I'm sorry I broke your heart When I said you were had (You were bad) Oh no Don't let me go to the dogs When I desire to spend my whole life with you Oh no Don't go away with your dogs People are not exactly What they do believe They perceive When will I teach myself When to stay when to leave (Ask the beave) Oh no Don't let me go to the dogs When I desire to spend my whole life with you Oh no Don't go away with your dogs Funny you mention life After death, 'cause I know Where to go We could go down to the Pound where the puppies can grow Very slow Oh no Don't let me go to the dogs When I desire to spend my whole life with you Oh no Don't go away with your dogs ©1977 H.P. Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 06. I GO INTO YOUR MIND I go into your mind I open up the door I come inside your hair I sit down on the floor And I just look up around the room Looks like you're without whom Your brain wants Your brain gets And I travel through your head I move from ear to ear I go into your mind I swim upon your tears And I'm just floating out of the room Looks like you're without whom Your brain wants me ©1978 H.P. Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 07. THIS WEDNESDAY What am I gonna do this Wednesday When my girl comes over? Will I be disappointed this Thursday? Will I have to call Orville Stoeber? Will I be in tune this Wednesday You've gone back to Sweden Can I get back in touch with you Saturday This is Robert Steven More and more each day I wonder How to get you to love Me and you, we should not fall in love I love you anyway More and more I dread this Wednesday Without amy. ©1978 H.P. Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 08. PLAY MYSELF SOME MUSIC It's so quiet in here Hear the pin drop Oh what can I do? There's nothin' to do Just plop down in a chair Listen to some tunes Play myself some music Listen to side 2 first Play myself some music Pretend I did not lose you I been so sad all day Watching the clock Oh what could I do? My life is a bore Just lay down in the floor Listen to some songs Play myself some music Listen to side 3 first Play myself some music Pretend I did not lose you A ballad makes me think of you A rocker makes me think of us But silence makes me cry I got all these records But it's such a chore To choose one But I must play the game Get settled in the phones Listen to LPs Play myself some music Listen to side 4 first Play myself some music Pretend I did not lose you Play myself some music Listen to side 1 first Drink myself some whiskey Pretend I did not lose you. ©1986 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 09. SCHOOLGIRL Schoolgirl, study for your test Would you rather pass Than make a pass at me? You, whoa whoa, schoolgirl I am working overtime Just to try to make you mine Little student, listen to me Every available time Schoolgirl, I love you, schoolgirl Schoolgirl touching every book Do you dream in class That you could last with me? You, whoa whoa, little schoolgirl Chemistry just ain't your style Pay attention to my smile Pretty pupil, listen to me Every available night Schoolgirl, I love you, schoolgirl Schoolgirl talking to me less Would you rather fail Than give some tail to me? You, whoa whoa Little schoolgirl You're gonna make me try to kill myself. ©1978 H.P. Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 10. COLLIDING CIRCLES Colliding circles Colliding circles contrasting Colliding circles Round meets round Oh oh Colliding circles No hiding the girls are nasty Colliding circles Lying down on its side means infinity Colliding circles Our failure to communicate Colliding circles New Rose 31 is magic Colliding circles A shiny 10-speed Colliding circles Bartenders' handlebar moustaches Figure 8, number 8 Lying down on its side means infinity I'm a bowl, you're a plate Lying down on your side right next to me I'm a pie, you're a cake Lying down on its side means infinity I'm a wheel, you're the tire Lying down on your side right next to me Colliding circles Colliding circles eyeglasses Colliding circles The US A & SR Colliding circles Reagan overrules, that bastard Colliding circles I'm afraid the bubbles will pop Colliding circles Providing the world disaster Colliding circles Our heads, our faces touch Colliding circles Kiss me while you're here, fantastic! Colliding circles Permanent and unbreakable Colliding circles Period. ©1985 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 11. I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO BOTHER YOU Thinking bout my old girlfriend Wishing we were in embrace I love you too much to bother you You could be my new girlfriend If only I could taste your face I love you too much to bother you I love you too much to covet you I love you too much to mother you I love you too much to care about me I know you've really had it with me I'm just a person in your past I love you too much to bother you Feeling like my heart beats slow As time goes rushing by too fast I love you too much to bother you I love you too much to smother you I love you too much to care about me Love was in a plane crash Son of obituary Love pushed on the train tracks What are you wearing? I bet you're wearing dried blood If you don't want to hear from me I guess I'll understand the truth I love you too much to bother you Thinking about our old friendship Regretting that it had an end I love you too much to bother you I love you too much to covet you I love you too much to care about me ©1986 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 12. EVERYONE BUT EVERYONE She is the girl Everyone, but everyone Is talking about She is the girl Everyone, but everyone Is talking about My girl, your girl, his girl She is the girl Everyone, but everyone Is talking about She is the girl Everyone, but everyone Is talking about Good girl, bad girl, nice girl She is the girl Everyone, but everyone Is talking about She is the girl Everyone, but everyone Is talking about New girl, old girl, next girl She is the girl Everyone, but everyone Is talking about She is the girl Everyone, but everyone Is talking about Big girl, small girl, sick girl She is the girl Everyone, but everyone Is talking about She is the girl Everyone, but everyone Is talking about This girl, that girl, which girl? She is the girl Everyone, but everyone Is talking about She is the girl Everyone, but everyone Is talking about ©1986 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 13. I'VE BEGUN TO FALL IN LOVE Carolynn will you come? Carolynn will you come? I've begun to fall in love Carolynn give you fun, Carolynn give you fun I've begun to fall in love Carolynn will you come? Carolynn will you come? My heart is swollen up with you it's all so very new Carolynn will you come? Carolynn will you come? I've begun to fall in love Carolynn will you come? Carolynn will you come? My heart is overflowing now I'm satisfied somehow Carolynn will you come? Carolynn will you come? I've begun to fall in love ©1975 H.P. Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 14. PART OF THE PROBLEM Someone tell me what I'm supposed to do when the Occasion comes around for me to prove I am good I can't find the answer to the question even though I'd like to demonstrate if only I could You are just part of the problem I must be most of the problem (I'm serious) Funny people always come to me about their inhibitions but there's no solution at all I would like to help but I am usually too busy to prevent the way my friends want to fall You are just part of the problem I must be most of the problem And consequently The combination of your rhetoric And my ignorance only tend to horrify the situation to the point where the lifeblood of our relationship evaporates into the air on which we choke I wanna show you that I Can't be anymore inspiring Just leave me alone until the Time comes when I learn the answer Then I'll write a novel 'bout it You can read the novel and the Problem will be solved and we can Then go back to living in an ordinary way and all the people all around us can say They are really happy that the novel was successful and they know just how to cope with today Possible, impossible It's possible, impossible It's probable, improbable now Possible, impossible It's possible, impossible It's probable, improbable now ©1978 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 15. ETHAN SEQUENCE Ethan is preparing for his flight to France As his mummy fills the suitcase Anyone would testify he's taking 'Stance' As his mummy ties his shoelace Once upon a time he had a girlfriend One day she admitted she would leave One thing led to other things Ethan began wondering What would he tell Mommy? Ethan used to always engineer his thoughts As his mummy read the paper Everyone would want to question Ethan's guts As his mummy cooked potatoes Once upon a time he liked report cards One day he came home with all C's One thing led to other things Ethan started pondering Calling Pan American Ethan is aboard a first-class jumbo jet As his mummy sits a-crying Everyone is sitting with their headphone set As his mummy sits a-sighing Once upon a time he had a family One day she said bye the final time One thing led to other things Ethan left her in the spring Winter's gonna kill her. ©1978 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 16. I WANT YOU IN MY LIFE (2:25) I love you but I'm angry I want you in my life I need you to be true I want you in my life I see you too often Most every twilight I had you to talk to I want you in my life I want you in my life Hold the phone for a minute you can hold me closely in it I love you, girl Hold my hand for a second You can hold you breath, I reckon I reckon, girl Hold this guitar, be careful Can't you see I've got my hair full Of heartbreak, girl I love you so badly I burn up my light I miss you to turn to I want you in my life I want you in my life. ©1976 H.P. Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 17. WHY SHOULD I LOVE YOU I am stuck here with a bottle of beer and I love you You have been gone with him far much too long and I care Why should I love you Asthma chazza do (I wanna sing) Why should I love you Yeah, uh huh, alright, come on Nobody told me that you could be cold so I loved you Just how you talked to me, just how we walked as a pair Why should I love you Now you're never true (I wanna sing) Why should I love you Yeah, uh huh, alright, come on Every night of lies, I wanna cry Falling, my friend She won't compromise, I wanna die Suicide won't do, so I'll go away so you can't hear me say that I love you Then you will see what it's like without me in your hair Why should I love you Asthma chazza do (I wanna sing) Why should I love you Yeah, uh huh, alright, come on Yeah, uh huh, alright, come on Yeah, uh huh, alright, come on ©1975 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 18. I HOPE THAT YOU REMEMBER I hope that you remember me again I know that you remember when I said Everybody's in a total runaround And I don't know why, oh oh Everybody's on a roller coaster That goes up to the sky I hope that you remember all my songs I wish that you'd remember Which are hit singles Everybody says they're going crazy But they don't seem to mind, oh oh Everybody's in a jet airliner That goes up to the sky I hope that you remember I hope that you remember I hope that you remember I hope that you remember Everybody looks at me as if I were a natural guy, oh oh Everybody's in an elevator That goes up to the sky I hope that you remember us today I hope that you will love me again Again And again Everybody looks at me as if I were a natural guy ©1979 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 19. NORWAY I had a quick lunch, then I drove off It was a very bizarre departure from your house The weather was beautiful I stopped to call you and you said yes You were nevertheless optimistic of our love, but When you're not around me, I get blue I can't begin describing it to you, no I feel a kind of invisible pain Without you there's no reasonable gain Norway Norway Norway I've begun to dwell in misery If only it was you that I could see, though I feel a kind of unthinkable fear There's no desire to live without you here Norway Norway Norway I'm eating breakfast all by myself It is a typically bland existence without you Filling the coffee cup. ©1978 H.P. Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 20. SORT OF WAY Loud and vicious tried a countdown to their goal I was standing near and kept you thinking In a magic sort of way Monophonic disamay I believe I'll make today In a changing sort of way Well, in an easy sort of way Concert here like nothing mattered so we sleep Who is going to ignore my thinking In a foggy sort of way? Girlie in a module tries to help me through Thousand dollar headline soaked with coffee In a magic sort of way If you stop you never stay Better jump into the bay In a failing sort of way Yes, in an easy sort of way Closing down the shop and hiding in the tub With/without the tourists, I will manage In a flavoured sort of way I believe in what I say Dontcha think you better pray In amazing sorts of ways! ©1973 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 21. DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM (by bryan gore/rs moore) What should a boy do to find a girl To make her his own? Look it up in the yellow pages? Do a search on the web? No! What should a girl do to find a boy To make him her own? Investigate the local library? Consult the card catalogue? Dewey decimal system Led me to you Melville Dewey decimal Systematically Doncha see? What should a man do to find a woman To make her his own? Frequently asked questions e-mailed? Place an ad in the post? No! What should a woman do to find a man To make him her own? Investigate the local library? Consult the card catalogue? Dewey decimal system Led me to you Melville Dewey decimal Systematically Doncha see? Let your fingers do the walking Dewey decimal system Led you to me Dewey decimal system Led you to me Dewey decimal system Led me to you Melville Dewey decimal systematically Doncha see? Dot com. ©1999 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 22. THE BODYCOUNT Just when you thought it was safe Someone declares war on your heart 1-2-3-4 Going for the bodycount Death toll ignored Walking down the beach Dozens of reclining blonde babes for me 1-2-3-4 Going for the bodycount 1-2-3-4 Participation in the bodycount The soldiers have killed me A woman thinks it's silly, But the soldiers have killed me Our precious friendship is through All is quiet on the battleground now Lonesome highway Living for the bodycount Closed up Friday Dying for the bodycount That's all I've got to say You don't care anyway, do you? Battle of the bulge The one behind your eyes ©1986 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 23. I WISH I COULD SING I wish I could sing lullabys to you Can you teach me how? All I do is talk a melody But it don't come out a rhapsody Cover up your ears if you can You don't know how bad I am I wish I was Bing, young at 24 Entertaining now When I try to sing a melody They all throw tomatoes at me Listen to Sinatra and see God didn't give that to me I escaped the draft by my ear I told them I couldn't hear Tony Orlando won't teach me Nobody thinks they can reach me I wish I could sing on the radio I could teach me how All I do is talk a melody But it don't come out a recipe I wish I could sing lullabys to you I wish I could sing lullabys to you I wish I could sing just as good as you I wish I could sing harmonies for you ©1976 H.P. Music/Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP) 24. HOBBIES GALORE () Nobody's here, quiet soft air Play solitarian life I notice my hands giving me loud applause If you're a goat, you don't mind Gee, it's good to be home, hobbies galore Don't you engage in a craft? Don't you like it alone, locked behind doors Take a test, do your best Passing the grade every time Busy in love, cutting out stuff Writing the melodies light Ten pounds a day isn't the kind of bread One would expect to be mine But there's always home, hobbies galore Why doesn't somebody talk? Don't you like me a lot, locked behind doors Where you at? Where'm I at? Walking the floor over you You, you, I'm going through I'm going to Display my hobbies galore just for you Nobody's here, what do I care? Painting a musical night You're throwing me away, apathy blinded you Just when my hobbies are right Gee, it's good to be home, hobbies galore So much to do I forget Don't you think you can help, locked behind doors Do your part, fill your heart Steal something else that is new New, new, I'm growing through I'm going to Display my hobbies galore just for you ©1975 Spunky Monkey Music (ASCAP)                   Thank Q's to Mitch Friedman, Esq.