Intreview with Legally Insane
The UNCENSORED Q and A straight from the deranged mind of the STW's Extreme Champion...Legally Insane!!!!!
- Question: First off, can you briefly describe to people who you are and what your role in STW is??
- Legally Insane: I am Legally Insane!!! I am not your average 16 year old kid. I love 2 things in life-1. to wrestle and 2. Pain. You put these 2 things together and you get me. My role in the STW is simple. I have to prove I am the man in every match and keep working hard so I can become the champion of the world in STW.
- Question: Why do they call you Legally Insane?
- Legally Insane: Hmmmm....Well I guess that started when I was about 5 years old and I fell from the top of a flight of steps in the backyard of my beach house. I luckily was saved at the bottom with a few garbage bags on concrete. From there on, I have been Legally Insane. If you have seen some of our tapes, you will notice that I do some pretty looney things. I get flipped off ladders, thrown through tables and bashed over the head with chairs. To prove my point, just last week I got a little upset and punched through a window. The result of this was cutting my knuckle totally off...and THAT is why I am Legally Insane.
- Question: What is the greatest moment of your STW career so far??
- Legally Insane: My best moment in the STW so far is probably when I got flipped off the ladder through paper thin sheetrock (NOTE: THESE PICS AVAILABLE IN LEGALLY INSANE'S BIO). I really loved that match against Don Won when I won my Extreme Title.
- Question: How does it feel to be the Extreme Champ?
- Legally Insane: It feels great to be the Extreme Champ. Wake up though, everyone knows I am the most Extreme Man in the STW, I've already proved that. Now I wanna show everyone that I am the best WRESTLER in the STW. Strauss I am coming for you next. You had to use a chair that practically broke my skull to beat me the first time. I had a terrible concussion from that and I loved it. You never pinned me, I just couldn't get up because I was knocked unconscious. Strauss, watch your back, YOU'RE MINE!!!
- Question: What are your plans for the future??
- Legally Insane: I really want to be a professional wrestler, that would be a dream. I also love football, so maybe I'll take up a football career. My plans for the near future are to win the STW World Title and to annihilate the "Single FAG" Rob Strauss.
- Question: What do you feel about??...
- Mike Kaminski??? (Legally Insane) I don't really know if I can trust him. Him and Strauss seem a little weird in the back. Kaminski, if you get in my way you'll just be another victim of the Straight Jacket.
- Don Won??? (Legally Insane) I took you out once, I'll do it again. You are the only man who ever gave me a challenge here in the STW. If you ever need some help, I'll be there. You're proved yourself to me.
- The Boogie Man??? (Legally Insane) I think I've beat you like 4 times. You suck. Maybe we can dance sometime though.
- "The Single Threat"??? (Legally Insane) As for you, I will hunt you down. I am going to sniff you out and chew on your flesh. You will be my next victim...MAGUIRE, STAY OUT OF MY WAY.
- Any closing comments???
- Legally Insane: Thank you for talking to me and I guess until next time I'll see you at the same severe time, the same severe place, and the same severe channel!!!