BsB Pregnant
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Brian-Where in the hell is my book!?
Nick-Aauuuggh, I think I'm gonna be sick!
AJ-You gonna be killin yo baby if you keep eatin dat much butta
Howie-NICK YOU GET YOUR FAT PANSY ASS TO THAT BATHROOM AND THROW UP SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
Kevin-[*Comes back from the bathroom where he was just throwing up*]I..think..there..was..some..blood..in..my..puke
Howie-Ahhh shit Kevin I told you you shouldn't have thrown up!
AJ-Howie would you shut the [censored] up!?
Brian-Hey look I found that pad we were all looking for a long time ago!
Nick-Uuummm, I'm gonna go puke now [*runs to the bathroom*]
Howie-Don't you be tellin me to shut up you scrawny assed bad excuse for a queer lovin....
AJ-You betta be shuttin up for you be teachin my child some bad words! You don't want me to be gettin mad..........
Brian-Being pregnant sucks!
Kevin-[*gasp*] Brian! You..know..this..is..how..you..were..born!
Brian-Well if it wasn't for [censored] up Howie over there maybe I could get some damn peace for once!
Howie-Well if you were pregnant with 5 motha [censored] babies you wouldn't be in such a [censored] jolly mood your [censored] self!
Kevin-I..told...you...not..to..be...playin...around..with..those...tubes..and..shit
Nick-[*comes back from the bathroom*] My puck was totally yellow!
AJ-Ugh! I think I just chaged my favorite color!
Brian-You think Gods mad at us for being pregnant?
Nick-I hope my sons bisexual!
[*They all look at Nick*]
Howie-You sick pansy!
Kevin-Hey..you..guys..I..think..my...water..just..broke
AJ-Aahh sick get away from my couch
Kevin-My..water..just..broke..damn..it..call..911!
Howie-Do it yourself you lazy fag
Kevin-Nick get off the couch and call 911 for me the guy who is 9 damn years older than you do it right now!!!
[*They all look at Kevin*]
AJ-You better do it Nick...
Nick-I don't know the number!!
AJ-You dumb ass its 911!!!
Brian-I can't believe you are finally talking faster! I'm so proud!
Nick-[*on the phone*] Uuumm my friend Kevin over here just told me to call you..I'm not sure for what hold on....[*puts his hand over the phone*] Kevin what do you want me to tell her?
Kevin-That I'm about to give birth you little...
Nick-[*on the phone again*]He said he's about to give birth. Our address? I don't know hold on again...[*puts hand over phone*]Whats our address??
Kevin-Oh shit Brian be good for your cuz and go across the street and ask what this address is...
AJ-You big shit this is my house I think I know what the address is!
Kevin-Well what is it!?!?
AJ-Its !@%#$!?
Nick-[*back on the phone*] Its 69....
AJ-You fat dumb ass why in the hell do you think I said !@%#$!??
Nick-But....
AJ-No buts give me the phone! [*takes the phone from Nick*]
Nick-[*runs off crying*]
AJ-[*on the phone*] The address is !@%#$!?
Kevin-Hurry up......I think its gonna fall out!
AJ-Nu uh you betta hold that little [censored] in there I don't want no slime all over my couch
Howie-Or you could just go have him outside on the street corner where AJ was born...
AJ-Yo Howie you wanna take this outside?
Howie-Take this [*belly butts AJ*]
Brian-You guys stop fighting! If my child comes out and he starts fighting with every thing you two are gonna go to hell!
AJ-Wouldn't be my fault......
Howie-Well I'm [censored] hungry! Go get me some cheetos, AJ!
AJ-[censored] you!
Brian-Oh my gosh is that the ambulance?
Nick-Why is it over there? [whines] I told it to come over here
[The ambulance backs up into the driveway]
Guy-[comes in] Alright who is Kevin?
Kevin-MEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Guy-Ok, you [points at Howie] Go get some clothes for him
Howie-Do it your [censored] self you [censored] little bastared!
Guy-[looks at Howie]Fine.[go's and gets the clothes]
[So the guys all had their babies....Kevin's was as healthy as can be, but talked too slow, Brian's was always sneaking off to go to church, AJ's was addicted to crack and was always stealing it from AJ, Nick's was fat and bisexual, and Howie's was 3 were queer looking triplets and 2 were bisexual]
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