How to make nsync cry...


Give Justin a mirror and explain to him that he is, in fact, white.

Explain to Lance that in most "normal" families,Mom and Dad aren't related until AFTER the wedding.

Tell JC that naptime isn't acceptable after, say,age 10.

Explain to Justin that "ebonics" doesn't count as a 2nd language.

Take away JC's pillow.

Explain to Chris that no one is going to buy clothing called Fumanskeeto by a boyband member.

Explain to Lance that the words "Cuz I'm from Mississippi" don't mean squat.

Tell Justin that, due to over processing, his hair will be gone by the time he turns 25, just like AJ's.

Ask Chris when he plans to hit puberty.

Tell JC that "anal-retentiveness" isn't a good thing.

Explain to Joey that prostitution is illegal in most states-so is pimping.

Tell Justin that neither Tyra Banks nor Halle Berry want him.

Tell Chris that, no matter how hard he tries, he will never BE Busta Rhymes.

As Joey how he graduated college? Cuz the teacher that passed him said Joey was the "best she ever had".

Ask Lance if he's ever dated one of his cousins.

Point out to Justin that he was WHITE on MMC and ask him when the change came.

Tell Justin he can't rap.

Ask Joey if he knows what abstinence means.

Ask Justin what his natural hair color is.

Ask Justin why he wasn't at the NAACP or the Essence Awards.

Ask JOEY how many of *N Sync's fans are his children.

Take away Justin's BET.

Tell Lance your eyebrows are better than his and yours are natural.

Take away Lance's lip gloss.

Tell Justin that he's bald, bankrupt, and washed up and now Nick Carter will be the center of attention and Teen Magazine's #1 hunk.

Tell them all *N Sync fans are pledging their allegiance to the Backstreet Boys and all of their lunch money.



Back we go...