JAZZ Band incidents
Mr. Z: Albert, jeez...it's like your Ecuadorian ancestors!
Mr. Z: Trumpets! Stop sniffing things!!!
Mr. Z: Oh boy, my arms are...whew
Albert: You gotta keep it straight up.
Albert: Yea Eric, you want some of this? (Albert whips down his pants and moons Eric)
In my mind I can see your face
Can you catch the wind?
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
* HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
I will not play tug o' war.
~Shel Silverstein
Harvard scientists released a theory that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1.) Gained weight
"CANTERBURY TALES"
canterbury tales,
~Erin
The Lovers of the Heart
TO REALIZE
To realize
To realize
To realize
To realize
To realize
To realize
To realize
To realize
To realize
To realize
To realize
To realize the value of a friend:
Time waits for No One.
Albert: what?!!
Zwarych: Yo Z, why don't you have PH conduct for you?
Mr. Z: No, this is too hard for PH...
Rob: What?! PH is all about being HARD!!
Mr Z: haha, yea...that's what HE said!
Eric: Oh my God! It's hideous! It's so.....brown, hairy...and Hispanic!! (turns and moons Albert back, as Alyssa screams)
Albert: Ahhh!!! It's so white!! Too pale and WHITE!!
Love pours down in a shower of grace
Life is a gift that you choose to give
And I believe that we eternally live
Faith is the evidence of things unseen
People tell me that your just a dream
But they don't know you the way that I do
You're the one that I live to pursue
Can you see the breeze? ~ Toby Mac from dc Talk
* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Believe in her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her Jewelry,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
* Show up naked.
* Bring chicken wings and beer
I'd rather play hug o' war,
Where everyone hugs
Instead of tugs,
Where everyone giggles
And rolls on the rug,
Where everyone kisses,
And everyone grins,
And everyone cuddles,
And everyone wins.
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn't drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Had to sit down while urinating
8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
oh canterbury tales
why must you suck so f 'ing bad
canterbury tales,
oh canterbury tales
you make me really really mad
geoffrey chaucer,
oh geoffrey chaucer
although you're already dead
geoffrey chaucer,
oh geoffrey chaucer
if you werent, i'd put a bullet in your head
fat bald monk,
oh fat bald monk
i can't write about you any longer
fat bald monk,
oh fat bald monk
you're such a stupid ass monger
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to
promote to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1 : Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else ... Gettin' carried away ;)
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go
Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare
Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze to hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls...
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end makes it all worth while
8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. the way her hand always finds yours
13. the way they smile
14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later you will be arguing about something
16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt . (even though we don't admit it)!
23. the way they say "I miss you"
24. the way you miss them
25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....
The value of a sister:
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.
The value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.
Lose one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
You can share it with someone special.
