Are You A Moron?

The Moron Test

• When a door says you need to push, do you pull?
• Do you like Hanson?
• Have you ever tried to fly by flapping your arms?
• Do you own a solar-powered flashlight?
• Have you ever drank raw sewage?
• Do you think Spider-Man could kick Superman's ass?
• Do you think rap is original, and not a bunch of ripped off rock songs?
• Have you ever considered that all the blades of grass you've stepped on over the years may one day seek revenge?
• Do you think N'Sync has any musical talent?
• Do you think that by putting countless amounts of posters up of a celebrity will cause you to eventually meet them?

Scoring: If you have answered "yes" to...

• more than 7 of these, you are a complete and total dumbass.
  
• 5-6 of these, you are a good, old-fashioned moron.
  
• 3-4 of these, you aren't a complete dipstick.
  
• 2 and under of these, then you aren't an idiot.
  

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morons still like Hanson.