THE AWE INSPIRING TOP TEN LIST OF PR HERE SAYING......
I asked for it. You responded. I come through for my fans. First of all, I would love to thank all of the people that decided to respond so quickly. I asked for the top ten, and I got it. Thank you all. So here you go. I hope you enjoy.
10........If a million monkeys, banged away on a million computers, for a million years, one of them would start an ICQ chain letter.
9..........Headaches are nature's way of telling you to tell someone else to shut the hell up.
8..........It is a shame that whole families have to be broken up by something as simple as wild dogs.
7...........There comes a time in every man's life when he must decide. Does he take the easy path, or the path less traveled. I suggest taking the bus. Decisions like that only slow you down.
6...........If anyone ever tells you that you have a problem with empathy and ignorance, tell them I don't know and I don't care.
5............Cats are strange. They don't eat the food you give them, but they will stay in the corner and lick their butt for hours. They should make butt flavored cat food.
4..............When you bounce a check at the bank, why do they charge you another twenty dollars of money they know you don't have?
3..............Does pink lemonade come from Pink lemons?
2..............They say boy scouts are prepared for anything. So if an alien attack occurs, I am heading for my nearest boy scout post. They should know what to do.
1..............If you have ever been abducted by aliens, disregard this message. have a nice day.
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