A Dog's Life

I Lie belly-up

In the sunshine, happier than

You will ever be.

Today I sniffed

Many dogs behinds - I celebrate

By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!

Paper boy come to kill us all.

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!

Garbage man come to kill us all.

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and

Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -

Sniff this and weep.

My human is home!

I am so ecstatic I have

Made a puddle.

I hate my choke chain.

Look, world, they strangle me!

Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!

Look in my eyes and

Deny it. No human could

Love you as much as I do.

The cat is not all bad

She fills the litter box

With tootsie rolls.

My owners mood is

Romantic - I lie near their

Feet, I rip a big one.

-Author Unknown