The Human Race....Funny
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how)?
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's "just" a suggestion!)On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:(printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down. (Too late! You lose!)On Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure??? ;Let's experiment.)On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body. (Was this a problem?)On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children. (Or pets! What's for dinner?)On a string of Chinese-made Christmas
lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space?)On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts. (Really???)On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. ( I'm glad they cleared that up...)On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (What is this, a home castration kit, and who caused this warning to be there anyway?)On a child's superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)