Patrick “Smash it up” Norton: “Everyone like Leo’s hairpiece?”
Leo “Super geek” Laporte: “Yeah, it took a thousand Hungarian women to make it.”

Leo: “Tonight we’re gonna be mapping the universe.”
Pat: “Are we going to the Black Hole?”
Leo: “No, it sucks.”

Pat: “Leo’s on vacation until Wednesday, so here beside me is our favorite guy, Chris Perillo.”
Chris “Locker Gnome” Perillo: “Favorite guy? I thought I was only your bookmark.”

Pat: “Hackers & porn sites…on the next “Screen Savers”

Leo: “I have a question. When did this show completely go to hell?”