Stable: Riverwind

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Physical Appearance: Tall, dark, unmoving.

Health: Probably good. Diseases overlook him.

Personality: That of a rather reserved chair.

Intelligence: He's either incapable of speech or a very quiet genius. The world may never know.

Finances: He's married to a princess, albeit a destitute, barbarian princess.

Housework: He may need to be dusted occasionally.

Fatherhood: Doesn't pay much attention to children, but would not hurt them, either. Hey, hundreds of kids in the fifties survived it.

Sex: You could guide him through it, but it wouldn't be much more exciting than what you could buy in an adult novelty shop.

Chances: Who knows, he hasn't uttered a word yet? He may be desperate, but he's keeping it to himself.

Outcome: If you like a good listener, he's your man. If not, look somewhere else.