Story of the Shims

It wasn't until the early 1990's that they decided to introduce us to "Music", a form of expression. They let us hear "disco", "hip hop" and soft rock",we said it sucked and attacked the people. Then, they decided to lock us up. On our way to the "zoo",we heard a strange and loud noise coming from the "car next to us. At first it hurt our ears, but then a voice rang out from the insanity, a beautiful voice,bringing smiles to our faces. We started uncontrollably hopping up and down. The people in the car said, "Look at the monkeys moshing" So, we jumped in thier car and lived under thier beds ever since. We are very happy now that we have "Green Day" music.

Coming soon: "Why we love thongs" and "Goats are evil"